translation into other languages

@thalun - we have looked it a number of times but have never gotten there. Are you a Spanish speaker? Welcome to the forum!

Bonnie tried to review what had happened to get the crew of the Carrot Stick, into this particular situation.

First, Rabid Rabbit had wanted to try his hand at exploration. Nothing all together bad about that. Then he'd chosen a world with so much dangerous fauna it was considered a category 18 danger planet but with, rumor had it, many ancient artifacts from the Dark Age.

That wasn't exactly the best option, but, just the thought of all those artifacts got the crew very motivated.

Things were now a little more complicated.

Bonnie scanned around at the dozen or so Zentro Hunters. Their guns and slapped together armor were painted in the battle rituals of their hunting obsessed philosophy.

The biggest ugliest of the bastards was ooging and aaaging and saying shit that not even the universal translator could figure out. He was sporting so many weapons he looked like a scrap heap.

They'd been trying to talk to the man for five minutes straight, and things weren't going smoothly.

Rabid Rabbit had sat down and watched their hired scout trying at it. He was munching on a ration pack. "How do you think things are going?"

"Not good Captain, those two to the left aren't just idle, they've been making ranging measurements with those scopes of theirs. These fuckers are pretty confident."

Rabid sighted, "I don't want to embarrass our scout guide. It's all."

"What do you mean?"

"I speak Zentro and I'm pretty good at breaking through the language barrier."

Bonnie stared, "SIR? Really?"

"Yep, its a pretty enjoyable tongue."

"Well shit, sir. You can still give this old dog a few surprises."

Rabid Rabbit carefully wrapped the ration bar and put it in his camo pack. He walked over to where the scout guide was unsuccessfully conversing.

The loud sound of a battle chainsaw was followed by a splatter of gore and entrails as the diamond toothed machine ripped through the ugly leader's stomach and torso. The body fell with a wet thump.

There was a pregnant pause in which the Mad Rabbit said in a loud booming voice, "Let's be friends!"

His boots trampled through the vivisected body, chainsaw still spinning.


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I would be willing to help to translate into spanish, I'm fluent in spanish and my english isn't too bad I would hope ;D. Also as a plus if I decide to butcher one of the two languages it won't be biased, will do it to either one at a moments notice lol.