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Post by contributor on Nov 24, 2014 5:43:33 GMT -5
But if you need to board a 1000 crew Narvidian Hive, it's the broad you want.
Oh, and sending my squad of Templar Hydras to board anyone foolish enough to post below. You, sir, will be one crispy critter.
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 8:35:30 GMT -5
Jacob, Titan Cruiser: Titan Cruiser Hull 43 Armor 20 Engines 35 Sails 36 Crew 300 Cargo 99 Torps 35 Guns 24 So it sucks down the fuel like there was a large gaping hole in the fuel tank. It's slow and easy to shoot at in combat. With 99 cargo, you'll probably only make it between two planets before needing to top up If it were a broad, it'd be one of those that need two seats on a bus or plane. Thanks contributor. This is a Templar ship. Now I've got 100 Hydra, all wanting to use the "head", at the same time. slayernz. 1. Yes. It DOES have a large gaping hole in the fuel tanks. That's how Jacob's WERE-WOLVES were deposited into space, when the torp hit. It's only because the WATER in the water-fuel mix, stopped an explosion occurring; that there are still that many crew onboard, (or is that ONBROAD? Dunno'. Got lost somewhere). 2. And takes all your credits!
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Post by AA on Nov 24, 2014 9:07:24 GMT -5
I was not flying my titan cruiser at the time Cg
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 9:39:54 GMT -5
I was not flying my titan cruiser at the time CgAnd what WERE you flying at the time?
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Post by AA on Nov 24, 2014 9:58:31 GMT -5
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 10:23:44 GMT -5
So, you mean to tell me, that you had a VERY RARE slayernz cruiser, which the "First Cat" has never seen, and you let it get DAMAGED in an INCONSEQUENTIAL BRAWL???
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Post by Jacob on Nov 24, 2014 11:54:06 GMT -5
Arrrrgh... Bad move.
Each and every single one of these things is precious. If ze Cat screws up somehow, THEN we can damage them. Slowly. While he has to watch. After we tell him they're no longer manufactured.
I'm not evil. I am cruel.
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 12:04:22 GMT -5
Arrrrgh... Bad move. Each and every single one of these things is precious. If ze Cat screws up somehow, THEN we can damage them. Slowly. While he has to watch. After we tell him they're no longer manufactured. I'm not evil. I am cruel. Cruelly evil? Evilly cruel? Are there actually two 'L's in evilly? Does the buttered side always fall face down, when you drop your toast on the deck, while travelling through hyperspace? These questions and others, will be debated by our panel of "experts", in the next instalment of.... BROAD THE PERSON BELOW YOU<cue ending music>
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Post by beuns on Nov 24, 2014 12:06:56 GMT -5
Cg : the real question is : what happens if you strap a buttered toast on the back of a cat and then drop both ?
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Post by beuns on Nov 24, 2014 12:10:35 GMT -5
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 12:23:30 GMT -5
Cg : the real question is : what happens if you strap a buttered toast on the back of a cat and then drop both ? Depends whether you strap the toast on, butter side up, or fur-facing, I suppose. Bit like old Scrotes cat, errrr. Scrotinger? If the buttered side is up, while attached to said moggie, will the causality effect favour the buttered side facing the ground, and hence moggie finds itself in an inverted position, or "cat always lands on it's feet", non- newtonian law, kicking in, so buttered side, never meets with floor. If the second case is true, and "Puss Power", overrules buttered side down syndrome, then we should always make and eat our toast, while it is strapped to the back of a cat, to save greasy floors. How to deal with toast, covered in cat hair, is another matter though. Proposed theory by beuns.Slight teething problem.Hang on. Just trying the practical now, with next doors cat.I want to assure all forum members, that at no time was any toast harmed in this experiment.
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Post by Cg on Nov 24, 2014 12:28:15 GMT -5
Sigh. All that effort to advance the boundaries of scientific knowledge, and you have to go and look it up on YOUTUBE, and beat me to the punchline. Tested it, and I'm not sure of the result??? Was I meant to drop the cat from the upstairs bedroom window? (OK. OK. Bad sick joke. Never again. Promise. (lies)).
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Post by AA on Nov 24, 2014 14:40:23 GMT -5
So, you mean to tell me, that you had a VERY RARE slayernz cruiser, which the "First Cat" has never seen, and you let it get DAMAGED in anĀ INCONSEQUENTIAL BRAWL??? yes thats exactly what happened you know i found 3 of them... poor slayernz
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Post by AA on Nov 24, 2014 14:49:32 GMT -5
slayernz cruiser hull 29 armor 18 engines 62 Sails 36 Crew 120 Cargo 120 Guns 20 torps 22 medium quick boarding the person below me with that
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Post by slayernz on Nov 24, 2014 17:07:01 GMT -5
I'll have you know that I might have once seen a Slayernz Cruiser. Possibly. I had an errant blip on my long range scanner, and my tactical officer advised that the ship was identified as one "Slair's Cruzer". It might have been or or even ... no, probably not that last one.
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