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Post by contributor on Jan 20, 2015 3:22:34 GMT -5
Consider this a thread to put anything you find tucked away in CK that just makes you smile.
1) I rarely read what they say in every building that I go to, but this one caught my eye as I showed up for an assassination job. Sgt. Mechalass: "Welcome to Brave Star HQ. Probably one of the safest places in New Boston." Just makes it that much more fun to drag somebody out of there and splash em.
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Jan 21, 2015 20:47:11 GMT -5
I laughed when I got a mission to deliver a message to canalside hotels while i was staying there.
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Post by grävling on Jan 22, 2015 4:17:52 GMT -5
I laughed when I got a mission to deliver a message to canalside hotels while i was staying there. Before a certain amount of checking for this sort of thing happened, and before the version 2 storefront connectors went into the game, it was quite common to get a job out of Tuckmore's saloon, to pick up a package from Tuckmore's saloon, and deliver it to, you guessed it, Tuckmore's saloon. I always figured that Tuckmore's must have the messiest mail room in existence. "You want me to go across the neighbourhood and pick up this package, huh? Wait -- isn't _that_ it over there, behind the filing cabinet? Sheesh!" |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Jan 22, 2015 9:39:47 GMT -5
It was the MNB connector giving the job. It gets more comical when it is an escort mission to the same place that you are at. I am kind of enjoying crazy difficulty.
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Post by grävling on Jan 22, 2015 9:47:10 GMT -5
It was the MNB connector giving the job. It gets more comical when it is an escort mission to the same place that you are at. I am kind of enjoying crazy difficulty. When it is a phone connector giving out escort jobs, things are even more silly. Ring Ring. Hello Victor? You want me to escort somebody to Dorchester? No, man, I'm in the East Narrows right now, at the Flask. That's a long walk .... Bye Victor, catch you later my man. Ring Ring Hello Benni? Can you drive me to the matrix terminal in Dorchester? No problem! Thanks, love you man. drive drive drive Ring Ring. Hello Victor! I'm in Dorchester now. You still want that person delivered to someplace around here? Great! Just shoot her over the phone line and I will take it from there. Thanks Victor, we're rocking it now .... |
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Post by dragolord on Jan 22, 2015 11:28:25 GMT -5
The first time you get into a fight after you buy a set of shock gloves. Zap! Zap! Zap! MUHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Officer Genious on Jan 22, 2015 13:18:55 GMT -5
The first time you get into a fight after you buy a set of shock gloves. Zap! Zap! Zap! MUHAHAHAHA! This, and that moment your CK is strong enough that you can actually consider making BS, KH or Yakuza your bullied faction (will take contracts from BS/Yakuza to pick on KH, for example.  . |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Jan 22, 2015 15:18:46 GMT -5
I like it when i have max athletics and high ap, clear the map and the fight within 2 turns or so.
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Post by ntsheep on Jan 22, 2015 20:11:00 GMT -5
Lonewolf says Death to KH!
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Post by mataeus on Jan 23, 2015 3:42:01 GMT -5
The first time you get into a fight after you buy a set of shock gloves. Zap! Zap! Zap! MUHAHAHAHA! Totally! I love it when a random encounter goes awry, and you end up severely outnumbered in battle. Due to my initiative I back off around a corner, and wait for the goats to filter in. Pzzzt! Zzzpt! Pthzzz! And then switch to the sniper for an aimed shot on the guy who's pathfinding took him the other way  |
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Post by mandomaniac on Feb 1, 2015 0:14:17 GMT -5
When BS who i hv 200+ rep with sends a kill squad after me... and i get +20 to negotiate lol
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Post by mataeus on Feb 1, 2015 18:04:50 GMT -5
Did I say goats above? What the hell was I trying to type?
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Post by grävling on Feb 2, 2015 1:37:51 GMT -5
Did I say goats above? What the hell was I trying to type? Sheep perhaps? And thought that somebody around here might take it personally?  |
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Post by mataeus on Feb 2, 2015 4:28:11 GMT -5
Did I say goats above? What the hell was I trying to type? Sheep perhaps? And thought that somebody around here might take it personally? Haha! No, I would never offend our resident ovine, dear badger  |
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 2, 2015 9:20:41 GMT -5
Perhaps he meant this kind of goat,  |
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