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Post by resistor on Jan 1, 2019 14:46:52 GMT -5
Thread for suggestions that aren't serious
New starting job: Crew-dog. There is a starting job for almost every playstyle, but what about the captain who leads with a plunger and screwdriver? The captain who's not afraid of scrubbing out the airlock; the captain who unflinchingly carries out rote fuel transfers? Obviously this is in high demand, so I don't know why you haven't added this yet.
Because they don't have immediate access to crew combat talents, Crew-dog captains should also get a trait that gives +100% damage, +100% dodge, and +75% critical in crew combat for balance reasons.
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Post by fallen on Jan 1, 2019 18:43:57 GMT -5
Lol, this thread is fun. I will try to resist giving serious answers.
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Post by ntsheep on Jan 1, 2019 19:04:19 GMT -5
My suggestion for a joke is short, simple, and easy to type.
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Post by xdesperado on Jan 2, 2019 1:25:33 GMT -5
Torp 2019 is it 2020 yet so the real fun can start?
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Post by drspendlove on Jan 4, 2019 11:48:43 GMT -5
Crew bark for crew dog: "Ok, who farted?"
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Post by fallen on Jan 4, 2019 13:06:54 GMT -5
I think I should have an option to toggle on "Cats" and then all the characters are cats. I tried to sell this to Cory Trese with "Bears"
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Post by ntsheep on Jan 4, 2019 14:24:00 GMT -5
Of course anything cat related will get a vote from slayernz, I think from now on all future TB games should have some form of bear reference. They are evil after all. Very evil bears
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Post by daveal on Jan 4, 2019 17:04:47 GMT -5
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Post by fallen on Jan 4, 2019 18:20:13 GMT -5
Big mistake there, only cats!
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Post by Zer0Winds on Jan 7, 2019 19:14:31 GMT -5
Bring back Fog of War!
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Post by drspendlove on Jan 7, 2019 21:48:08 GMT -5
Then hide the Space Hat in the fog.
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Post by Officer Genious on Jan 19, 2019 16:20:09 GMT -5
Oh right, jokes. Lol, I was about to shoot the fog of war thing.
No toilet paper?? Nooooo!
Or Cap'n, we're out of toilet paper!
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Post by drspendlove on Jan 22, 2019 15:25:18 GMT -5
"Sometimes BM access... is just crap" -- Crew Dog Bark
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Post by drspendlove on Feb 12, 2019 9:57:42 GMT -5
Trait: Turd. Slowly drains crew morale if you have gone more than two weeks from a grav world without a shower.
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Post by resistor on Mar 15, 2019 12:57:41 GMT -5
New Explorer talent:
Biomass Profiteer -- When selling biomass, increase profits by 25% + Explore skill
Obviously this is necessary for Explorer to be a viable playstyle.
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