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Post by crackshotcerberus on Oct 11, 2014 20:25:15 GMT -5
Though I never got the opportunity to go in a session I have heard a couple funny stories from my friends. Usually the stories rely on rolling a 20 (who INTIMIDATES a wall down?) But I persuaded a player to kick a different player across a room. Some of the stories of the game are hilarious.
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Post by En1gma on Oct 12, 2014 18:58:27 GMT -5
I was playing DnD for the second or third time, and my friend and I that I played with decided to do a huge DnD event at our local card/tabletop store. We were only 20 minutes into the game, and we were inside a warriors guild getting a quest, when my idiot friend looks at the guild leader, and shouts at the top of his lungs "FIREBALL!!" The guild leader coolly pulls out his D20, rolls it, and it must have been bad, because he tells us that the archers guarding the balcony overlooking the inside let loose a high level volley and killed our level one characters in one shot because we had to roll over 19 to dodge....
We just left and went home...
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Post by beuns on Oct 12, 2014 20:46:05 GMT -5
To derail the thread :
One of my first Shadowrun game as player (I GMed it for about a year) started with some friends and one of them said :"hey ! With my 2 DataJack and my RiggerJack I have almost every hole in the book !" Then the player next to him goes :"do you want a new one ?" and turning to the GM :"I shot him in the head". The game was started 5 mins earlier and ended with a full blown firefight 10 mins after...
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 13, 2014 11:34:39 GMT -5
The first D&D game I played in, I was a Barbarian and my friend was playing a Wizard that was my brother. The Barbarian would go into a rage at times and the only way to calm him down was for the Wizard to give him a sandwich. He had a magic cloak that he could pull a sandwich from one pocket and a mug of ale from the other. One time the Barbarian complained that the sandwich wasn't cold enough so the Wizard cast an Ice spell on it. That was an epic game that lasted several months and had a lot of others funny and weird things in it. To many to try and put in a simple post.
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 13, 2014 19:03:08 GMT -5
Beware this in any D&D game,  |
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Post by xdesperado on Oct 13, 2014 20:36:36 GMT -5
My last post in army was between Baltimore and DC and when i first got there I was eager to find a gaming group.
I got lucky when I walked into a newly opened game store in the town and got invited to join the owners in their back room for gaming.
Turned out to be one of the best groups I ever played with.
The first game we played was Rifts and I rolled up a Wolfen Quatori (spelling sorry) think cross between the terminator and judge dread in a 9 foot tall wolf headed humanoid.
Anyways near end of first game session after a massive battle the GM being cute and not realizing I hadn't seen the commercials yet has this little chihuahua dog boy come up and ask me yo quiro taco bell (again apologize for spelling). I promptly turned and blew his head off with my pistol sending the entire group into hysterics.
Once they quit laughing they explained the joke and welcomed me to the group.
Spent 3 years gaming with them even after the store folded and had a blast.
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 14, 2014 11:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Gansai on Oct 14, 2014 12:39:57 GMT -5
I've got some pretty epic stories from old campaigns. Unfortunately if I went into detail the Trese Bros might put a mark on my head hah! One campaign comes to mind where fallen insisted on killing a keg during the first adventure... |
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Post by fallen on Oct 14, 2014 12:42:47 GMT -5
Lord Gansai - let me call my hitman and see if he is busy tomorrow ... 
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 14, 2014 12:43:52 GMT -5
I've got some pretty epic stories from old campaigns. Unfortunately if I went into detail the Trese Bros might put a mark on my head hah! One campaign comes to mind where fallen insisted on killing a keg during the first adventure... This sounds like the first adventure I was in. The first time my Barbarian went to a place to eat, he ordered a whole barrel of ale, punched a hole in the top with his fist, the lifted the barrel up and drank from it like a mug. |
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 14, 2014 13:47:03 GMT -5
I've got some pretty epic stories from old campaigns. Unfortunately if I went into detail the Trese Bros might put a mark on my head hah! One campaign comes to mind where fallen insisted on killing a keg during the first adventure... This sounds like the first adventure I was in. The first time my Barbarian went to a place to eat, he ordered a whole barrel of ale, punched a hole in the top with his fist, the lifted the barrel up and drank from it like a mug. We're talking about fallen killing a keg out of character |
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 14, 2014 13:54:14 GMT -5
I killed kegs too, sucked them dry I bet you've got some great tales to tell, you'll have to start a new forum, Tales of the TB's! |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Oct 15, 2014 18:09:07 GMT -5
I just remembered one of the stories of d&d that I was told. In the session they had a really loud, outspoken, and aggressive goblin in the party. His threats were going to give away the location of the members who were trying to sneak past enemies so they tried to shove a piece of cloth into his mouth to shut him up. Unfortunately for the goblin a 20 was rolled and the cloth was shoved down his throat.
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Post by xdesperado on Oct 15, 2014 18:28:04 GMT -5
I just remembered one of the stories of d&d that I was told. In the session they had a really loud, outspoken, and aggressive goblin in the party. His threats were going to give away the location of the members who were trying to sneak past enemies so they tried to shove a piece of cloth into his mouth to shut him up. Unfortunately for the goblin a 20 was rolled and the cloth was shoved down his throat. (rofl)I played in a group where the DM allowed all sorts of races as PCs...this was back in AD&D first edition days when playing goblins and trolls etc was rather uncommon. Rolled up a goblin shamen (cleric) who had absolutely horrible charisma, we're talking negative numbers here, and wasn't overly bright, but he was a good healer and extremely friendly...the extremely friendly part ended up killing him lol. He kept jumping out front of the party at every encounter trying his best to make friends with the world. This led to many encounters turning quickly hostile due to his negative charisma. Eventually the party had enough of his antics and when he got knocked out during a fight they all pooled their gold to pay the party thief (assassin actually ) to finish him off while rendering 1st aid  Character was a blast to play and his death was just as much fun |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Oct 15, 2014 18:32:09 GMT -5
Okay that is funny, it is great that as long as the dm says it is okay it is okay.
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