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Post by ntsheep on Jul 26, 2016 22:31:33 GMT -5
Calling a cat is easy, just open a can.
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Post by Officer Genious on Jul 26, 2016 23:48:27 GMT -5
Or invest in some laser pointers. Slayernz loves those!
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Post by slayernz on Jul 27, 2016 1:41:15 GMT -5
What hey ... I don't love laser pointers ...  And I don't respond to cans opening too maybe. How did Steel Song ships launch? A long long time ago, Steel Song definitely did have real ships. This was back in the exodus, where Steel Song were surprisingly quite powerful (for a clan). As with all clans, there was a supreme ruler, who was born into the role (A bit like 20th century monarchs). It just so happened that the Steel Song ruler of the time, Glurk XVII, aka Glurk the Stupid decided that it was very expensive to launch heavy starships into space. Glurk made a deal with an honorable syndicate (De Valtos) which went something like this: Glurk the Stupid (GtS): "I'd like to discuss with you the possibility that we could rely on your ships to carry our ships into space so that we can save on fuel stuffs" De Valtos Industry Liaison (DeVIL): "Sure, we'd like to help you but your ships are very heavy, and we'd have to charge you for the sky-lifting. Maybe we could come up with something that is mutually beneficial" GtS: "Sure, what do you have in mind?" DeVIL: "Weeell, how about if you signed over all of your current ships, and we manufactured brand new starships for you in an incredibly light-weight and quick-to-manufacture material. We'd get compensation from recyclng your ships, and you'd get a brand new fleet" GtS: "Wow, that sounds great." And thus, the De Valtos Sky Lift treaty was established. Steel Song ships were guaranteed transport from surface to space (and back again) in return trading in all of their old heavy outdated ships. Steel Song also benefited from a brand new, rapid-deployment fleet:  A win win really. |
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Post by ntsheep on Jul 27, 2016 1:55:56 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0Winds on Jul 27, 2016 3:10:28 GMT -5
Wait... Steel Song... made a deal... with... DE VALTOS!? IMPOSSIBLE! IT CAN'T BE!
You're lying... right...?
Please... tell me you're lying...
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AA
Templar
Torps away!
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Post by AA on Jul 27, 2016 3:39:26 GMT -5
Ahh... I forgot about that... Wait... Why didn't you tell me this before?
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Post by slayernz on Jul 27, 2016 3:41:27 GMT -5
Zer0Winds why do you think Steel Song and De Valtos aren't best of friends ... and why Glurk the Stupid and all of his family suddenly disappeared from all royal records.
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Post by Zer0Winds on Jul 27, 2016 11:29:57 GMT -5
I've never HEARD of Glurk the Stupid.
I'm killing every single De Valtos I see, I'll kill them all, and it won't make a difference because they have an infinite amount of ships, and I'll die eventually because I'm not the best at the game, but I'll destroy them, and destroy them, until I'm dead, then I'll get another captain to destroy them more, and eventually once that captain's greatest of ancestors finally destroys the last ship he can before getting bored of the De Valtos, HE'LL DESTROY MORE FOR THE CONFETTI OF HIS RETIREMENT PARTY, THEN GET BORED OF NOT DOING ANYTHING AND GO DESTROY MORE!
Or I'll join Javat.
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Darth Cthoras
Star Hero
For the Sith, the Cadar, and the Xenos!
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Post by Darth Cthoras on Jul 27, 2016 11:57:04 GMT -5
Um, wut? Something wrong with you, boi. Join a REAL family: Cadar! All the torps are belong to us. |
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Post by ntsheep on Jul 27, 2016 12:10:33 GMT -5
Some where in the vast depths of space, a teapot floats silently. The small creature inside waits. It then takes its writing quill and begins to tap out a message.
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Post by fallen on Jul 27, 2016 13:30:22 GMT -5
Sorry that this thread has complete deviated from the original question about strategy of play in Cyber Knights.
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Post by ntsheep on Jul 27, 2016 15:04:38 GMT -5
What's really sad is its pretty much the original poster that started the derail on page 1.
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Post by Zer0Winds on Jul 27, 2016 16:44:22 GMT -5
IT'S DARTH'S FAULT!
EDIT: AND DE VALTOS'
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Post by ntsheep on Jul 27, 2016 16:57:05 GMT -5
De Valtos did nothing. My first post on page 1 was serious. grävling is a master at CK and wrote some of the best original tips and tactics guides here on the forum. Now after it was clear that this thread was going in a different direction, I merely tried to be nice and help guide it to the highway to hell and all point west  |
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Post by slayernz on Jul 27, 2016 17:16:38 GMT -5
 Slayernz moves quietly from the room. He didn't start it. He didn't finish it ... he was just sorta ... between. |
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