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Post by fallen on Oct 9, 2016 21:10:55 GMT -5
Posted this on Twitter tonight, its good enough to syndicate manually - "The art is messed up, but proc-gen created this amazing moment in Star Traders 2. Retired Explorer! if u played Star Traders, you get it  " ![]()  [/img] |
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 9, 2016 22:07:42 GMT -5
I retired because, you know, no hands make it hard to carry my cargos to the ship.
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Post by resistor on Oct 9, 2016 23:13:34 GMT -5
 Very funny!
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 9, 2016 23:19:36 GMT -5
Looks like he lost his neck too |
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Post by fallen on Oct 10, 2016 13:51:14 GMT -5
Looks like he lost his neck too Welcome back Exploring is a hard-knocks kind of career! He has his ears, and for that he is thankful! |
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Post by John Robinson on Oct 10, 2016 17:34:35 GMT -5
Looks like he lost his neck too Welcome back Exploring is a hard-knocks kind of career! He has his ears, and for that he is thankful! "Don't leave me here man! I can't feel my legs..I can't feel my legs Ahhhhh!" |
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Post by Vraesrial on Oct 10, 2016 18:48:04 GMT -5
Humans are weird.
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 11, 2016 9:32:38 GMT -5
Welcome back Exploring is a hard-knocks kind of career! He has his ears, and for that he is thankful! "Don't leave me here man! I can't feel my legs..I can't feel my legs Ahhhhh!" Don't worry, friend. You cannot feel your legs because ... well, they're not attached anymore. Don't worry, we will remember your sacrifice the next time we raise a toast in the spice hall. |
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Post by johndramey on Oct 11, 2016 19:32:09 GMT -5
I know I told you not to grab that box, Hunter McUrist! Look what happened to you!
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Post by poryg on Oct 12, 2016 5:30:46 GMT -5
fallen Cory Trese "Don't leave me here man! I can't feel my legs..I can't feel my legs Ahhhhh!" Don't worry, friend. You cannot feel your legs because ... well, they're not attached anymore. Don't worry, we will remember your sacrifice the next time we raise a toast in the spice hall. What about the phantom of pain? Feeling hands and legs you don't have anymore? |
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 12, 2016 11:45:42 GMT -5
I know I told you not to grab that box, Hunter McUrist! Look what happened to you! Never put your hand into the box. |
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Oct 12, 2016 13:33:23 GMT -5
Don't worry, friend. You cannot feel your legs because ... well, they're not attached anymore. Don't worry, we will remember your sacrifice the next time we raise a toast in the spice hall. What about the phantom of pain? Feeling hands and legs you don't have anymore? "Captain, if they're gone, why do they itch so bad?!" |
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Post by redartrats on Oct 17, 2016 13:02:07 GMT -5
[...] He has his ears, and for that he is thankful! How do you know his other ear is still there?!  |
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Post by poryg on Oct 18, 2016 5:46:09 GMT -5
[...] He has his ears, and for that he is thankful! How do you know his other ear is still there?! for the same reason we know he still has his bum in it's place |
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Post by redartrats on Oct 18, 2016 12:54:19 GMT -5
poryg : are you sure there isn't just a stump under his torso, attached to an unseen bio-sustenance pod? How do you know he didn't lose both legs and his bum during the last disastrous exploration expedition?
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Very funny!
