Post by blackgauntlet on Feb 9, 2012 3:52:10 GMT -5
Which is horrible...I am so surprised that IE is still around...
Hey... if it only works on IE, and you can see it...
Mars Corp. Node 0.0.0.47
Memchip Extract
Logged by: Starman
Dated: 9th April 2217
If you frakkers can see this, let it be known that I, Marcus Maximus, have done it. I have truly severed my mind from my body and am now swimming in the sea of Matrix as a God.
Yes, while you frakking plebians only scratch the surface of the Net, I eat, sleep and defecate lines of codes you could barely comprehend now.
No thanks to Mars for trying to bury my talent while I was still one of their little lab rat. Go ahead and do whatever drek you wanna do to my stinking shell, Dr. Aurellius. *spit out codes of saliva* Doctor my arse, chummer!
Now, with all time in Eternity, let me slowly recount my tale on how I had attained immortality...
Mars Corp. Node 0.0.0.47
Memchip Extract
Logged by: Starman
Dated: 10th April 2217
I was once a Hacker on the Streets, plying my trade: selling paydata from AzTek to Mars. Pretty lucrative, that one. And then, one fine day, one of my backroom associates told me that Mars is hiring programmers on a project about `Intuitive Coding`.
Just the word `coding` is already juicing me up like a horny cram-whore. I could not pass up this opportunity and immediately told him to sign me up.
After traveling to West End, I ended up waiting in a queue about 100 feet long outside Mars' Research Facility. About 2 hours later, the line started moving as the crowd ambled slowly forward.
Finally, I get to see the interiors of the company I was working for all this while for the 1st time and also the frakking Doctor.
Mars Corp. Node 0.0.0.47
Memchip Extract
Logged by: Starman
Dated: 11th April 2217
Dr. Corvin frakkin' Aurellius. Goddamn pussy... He's a pimply teenager, for crying out loud! And here he is... telling us what to do. Just because his rich daddy had the nuYen to put him in college, Dr. Arselickus is suddenly a child prodigy because he could tell the difference between a Prime Number and an Integer at 6 years old.
Well, News Flash, Doctor! Every one of us in this team could out-haxx you any time of the day and we have the street creds, instead of your certificate which you hang so proudly on your wall, to frakking prove it. We wipe our arse with your cert.
So, shut the frak up and just tell us what this project is all about; what have they found so far, what are the supporting hardware and latest results that stumped them so bad that they had to get us, a motley crew of 4 ex-CK Hackers (and 1 rather attractive female Mars researcher involved in this project), to finish what they started.
Mars Corp. Node 0.0.0.47
Memchip Extract
Logged by: Starman
Dated: 12th April 2217
As this project entails us using this new Neural Interface to surf the Matrix, even our identities could not be revealed and we had to use codenames to ID each other. I'm Starman, Gorlok's RedDwarf (cos he's a dwarf), Marey's Venus, Chapman's Zeus (apparently, he likes Greek more than Mars' idea to Romanize stuff) and our team leader Gupta's Nebulon.
This Interface is designed like a Stasis Chamber with full Life Support System. From what we were told, this new Interface would pull our conscious into the Matrix so completely that our bodies would cease to function.
The experience is like how a spectator is watching a cyborg deathmatch as compared to BEING the cyborg in the deathmatch. We began debugging the Interface and dammit, there are so many of them!
After going through the codes, I found that more than 90% of the buggy ones were written in as fail-safe protocols. Without all these codes, this Interface still works perfectly. The bugs were the reason why we were called in. Test "pilots" have all died during connection phase, including RedDwarf and Zeus.
Nebulon, took the risk as leader to go next. We had removed almost all the codes that allows the user to disconnect as and when. Only when their consciousness reaches the Entry Node can they come back here. This time, however, it was the Life Support Systems that failed.
At least, unlike RedDwarf and Zeus, Nebulon was conscious enough to describe what he had saw and felt, before his vital signs all went silent. It was Paradise.
Mars Corp. Node 0.0.0.47
Memchip Extract
Logged by: Starman
Dated: 13th April 2217
Dr. Cock-In Arselickus threatened to shut us down if our death-toll goes any higher. I flipped him the bird and told him to go play with his Lego bricks while the adults are working. Venus laughed and winked at me, probably attracted to my bad-boy attitude.
Finally, we ironed out the problem in the Life Support. The strange thing is that, it was a messed-up code which was fine earlier on. Someone was changing it. And seeing that this is a controlled site with 24-hour surveillance, this code can only be changed within the Matrix by someone who knows the password which only the 5 of us knows.
And which one of us would be nutty enough to plan our own deaths? Venus volunteered up next and I agreed, since all the bugs had been removed and I would be following her immediately.
As she slipped into an electronic slumber, I also jacked myself in.
It was truly paradise. All my senses were heightened. The air smells so fresh and my virtual body felt invincible. I could mold anything into something. Venus was standing there, smiling at me as I played deity.
She walked towards me and we made love. It was like nothing I could describe in the earthly sense. What we did in there would put any porn-star to shame and cost trillions of nuYen to replicate on holovids. It was more than magical. It was divine.
And she revealed who she really was. She is not Marey. Marey no longer exists since 2 years back when she invented the Interface and came into the Matrix. Marey's consciousness had already disintegrated into blocks of unrecognizable bogey data. And she, Electra-the Goddess of the Matrix, came into her body.
However, when she woke up, it was 2 months' Earth time later. Marey's project was taken over by Dr. Areslickus with layers of alien codes written into the base program.
As she walked our earth, she found that she could not stand it any longer here. She, of course, could not pass up this chance to return home when our team was assembled. Because she could not risk anyone else being able to use Marey's invention, the altered codes on the Life Support was necessary to kill off Nebulon.
No one should be able to experience this, other than the Gods themselves. Electra was merciful enough to allow me the option to return and destroy the interface or to stay here with her as the God of Matrix. I asked her if I would be like Marey if I stayed too long.
She shook her head. Raising her hand, an orb of pulsating energy burst into life. I took it and warped it into a bouquet of fresh roses. She accepted the flowers and said, "This is why you are special. Only Gods can do that here: True Intuitive Coding."
We kissed and watched as lines of codes are altered by us to self-destruct the Neural Interface machine. Goodbye, NBZ.