I Torp you, BlastGT1, get stymied by the Rychart gnats who are, let's face it, only marginally more useful than Steel Song. The biggest regret when it comes to Rychart is that I have to pay for the torp I fire at their ships to clear them out of the way.
In fact ... I torp every single one of you!!! Reasons: 1) Steel Song supporters (yes, there's probably 1 of you out there) ... you deserve every single shot fired in the past, now, and in the future! 2) Rychart supporters ... well you get torped for just being an inconvenient obstacle in shipping lanes 3) Thulun supporters for being hoity toity and spending too much time polishing their ship hood ornaments 4) Javat supporters for being the opposite of Thulun and being content to be bottom feeders 5) De Valtos for being so damned obsessed with money. 6) Cadar ... well this is the standard Cadar greeting, and I would hate to be seen as being rude 7) Cory and Andrew, for making such evilly addictive games, and not charging more for them 8) Myself ... to (a) beat others to the punch, and (b) because I haven't had any time to frequent the forum in ages, oh .. . and (c) because I have been derelict in my duty to help with the help documentation stuff.
Out of torps - setting course for Cadar Prime to reload.
Which reminds me 9) Cory again, for not allowing you to stockpile Torps in your caches!
I torp you for not demanding to know why the Torpedo Cargo Pod upgrade does not allow you to carry more torpedoes! Also, for being absent lately when you always appeared to me to be one of the legendary members of this forum! People like you are missed when you're away.
I'm tired of customizing sigs every time I flash a ROM. This time it's plain old Torp City!