Torp The Person Above You

[slayernz]

I torp you because you didn't torp jr8825 for not actually torping properly! Saving a torp is no good reason for not torping! It's just bad torpediquette.

I also have to torp you because you tried sleeping with my spy ... my mechanic, AND my alien hunter!

[BlastGT1]

I torp you for inventing the word torpetiquette, because a standard high five isn't good enough. It required a high torp!

I'm tired of customizing sigs every time I flash a ROM. This time it's plain old Torp City!

[jr8825]

I torp the person above me because I own 90% of the shares of Cadar Torpedo Corporation -- so everytime someone wastes torpedoes they pay me MONEY!!!

[starfixer]

Lol good one

[BlastGT1]

I never waste torpedoes good sir, but I will torp starfixer for wasting his third opportunity for firing one in this young thread. It's quite clear he's not of Cadarian birth or influence, and wasting an opportunity to fire off torps is unforgivable!



Don't read this, it's my sig. If you read it, you might go insane like Fenikso!

[starfixer]

I lose 11 damage from getting torped, and board the person above me for thinking a torp could defeat me!

[Fenikso]

I torp you because you think that you can get to boarding range before I empty all 21 of my torpedo tubes!

[jr8825]

I don't torp you because as soon as you get to a star dock you'll be paying me money again.

Why would I want you dead??

[BlastGT1]

I torp you for not torping in a thread where the object is to torp people. I also torp starfixer because this is not Board The Person Above You, and because his lumbering alien hunter barge could never advance on my Spear Cutter anyway, thus he would eat a steady diet of torpedoes.



Don't read this, it's my sig. If you read it, you might go insane like Fenikso!

[jr8825]

Thanks! You're the person paying for the 10 course meals on my private luxury liner!

Vudka or champagne?

Definatley Vudka.

[shallowthought]

I torp jr8825 due to vudka shortage on de valtos prime

[jr8825]

I torp the person above me so I can get back to my drink uninterrupted.

[ab357]

I torp JR because he took the last hold of Vudka!

[starfixer]

I torpedo. BlastGT1 because he thinks his spear cutter is much faster than my ship, but doesn't realize I have a dragon cutter which is also fast! And Fenisko because he thinks 21 trpedoes can destroy my ship! then I board both Fenisko and BlastGT1 because I have 31 armor and60 sails and I just ate all their torpedos and am still standing!

How about a new 2 vs. 1 combat mechanic for St2? Like I'm attacking a bounty targe and another bounty from my faction enters the battle to aid me as he is also beng contracted to kill the same target. Or Im attacking a warship on patrol, and another warship who's on ptrol eters the battl to defend his comrade.

[BlastGT1]

I torp you for thinking this is a turn-based RPG thread, and for making Cory crazy. Bend over and take your torps like a man, starfixer!