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Post by contributor on Feb 26, 2013 8:55:35 GMT -5
Ah finally, the chief Chowdar head comes to the defense of Phi Beta Torpp, but there will be no retractions here. What's said about Rychart is all conjecture, but what was said about Cadar rings true.
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Post by rabidbite on Feb 26, 2013 17:20:56 GMT -5
A gorgeous and beautifully written post that, in essense, is the very beginning of a book. That is how you start a novel.
An enthusiastic +1
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Post by slayernz on Feb 26, 2013 18:53:26 GMT -5
Cadar has an unhealthy attachment to torpedoes. When I first joined the forum, it was there - but it's gotten soooooooooooooooo much worse.
Rychart still has a hat fetish. It's become less well-known in recent times, but let's face it, Rychart produce the highest quality textiles in the quadrant. If it weren't for their hats, 62% of their industry would have collapsed in the last two decades.
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Post by hellion7776 on Mar 4, 2013 2:08:40 GMT -5
Cadar has a HEALTHY attachment to torpedoes. When I first joined the forum, it was there - but it's gotten soooooooooooooooo much BETTER. There, fixed it for ya! Your welcome... I know how pesky those mispellings can be!  |
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Post by contributor on Mar 4, 2013 13:44:55 GMT -5
I hear the social scientists over on Rychart Prime are launching a new study to figure out the relationship between Cadar's growing fascination with their own torpedos and the increasing prevalence of Cadar women who sport a burly hairlip. I'm predicting a direct correlation. It would go a long way to explaining the need for the vat-born.
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Post by rabidbite on Mar 4, 2013 17:44:06 GMT -5
What's a hairlip? I Googled and all I saw was a picture of a baby with a cleft lip. (made me so sad.  ) Every new term I learn helps with my English  rabid |
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Post by BlastGT1 on Mar 4, 2013 17:59:50 GMT -5
Cadar scientists are studying a Rychart phenomenon wherein a direct inverse correlation exists between the size of one's hat and the size of one's phallus.
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"But sir, that's one of our allies!"
"I know that, Ensign. We're confirming that the treaty is still in effect!"
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Post by contributor on Mar 4, 2013 19:42:45 GMT -5
What's a hairlip? I Googled and all I saw was a picture of a baby with a cleft lip. (made me so sad. ) Hmmmmm, I guess I thought it just meant a hairy upper lip, but now that I Google it I realize I may not have gotten it quite right. Either way I'm sure that if the Cadar keep raising new recruits in vats it's only a matter of time till they are all horribly misshapen. @blast you didn't need to go and get all vulgar. |
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Post by BlastGT1 on Mar 5, 2013 16:05:49 GMT -5
You can always count on me to drag things down. _______________________________ "Issue the standard Cadar greeting, Ensign." "But sir, that's one of our allies!" "I know that, Ensign. We're confirming that the treaty is still in effect!" |
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Post by travail on Mar 24, 2013 0:18:57 GMT -5
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Post by resistor on Aug 16, 2016 14:42:09 GMT -5
Looking through old threads, and I find an interesting case being made for Rychart. Whenever I lose a captain, it's almost always to either Rychart (early game) or Xenoforms (late game). Rychart ships ALWAYS seem to know to come at the worst possible moments, so I have some respect for the scale of their surveillance operations. If Rychart REALLY wanted to stop the De Valtos, they should just turn their worlds over to Steel Song. With such resources, we could make DV's leadership "disappear" within the year. |
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