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Post by slayernz on Nov 22, 2017 22:21:51 GMT -5
You don't need to get along with Steel Song. Once you've got more than a few points on your pilot's license, you're more than qualified to take them on directly. They are bullies and cowards at heart, and it doesn't take much to put holes in their hull. In fact, the challenge is to keep them intact enough so you can board, loot, then salvage them.
We're a bunch of Associated Steel Song Extermination Society members
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Post by Zer0Winds on Nov 23, 2017 3:48:17 GMT -5
You don't need to get along with Steel Song. Once you've got more than a few points on your pilot's license, you're more than qualified to take them on directly. They are bullies and cowards at heart, and it doesn't take much to put holes in their hull. In fact, the challenge is to keep them intact enough so you can board, loot, then salvage them. We're a bunch of Associated Steel Song Extermination Society members , huh? I see that. I mean, there's a lot of people against the Steel Song, so... why not make a society out of it? [Please wait while I sit for hours thinking of some acronym to go against Cadar... and probably never find one.] |
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 23, 2017 15:35:51 GMT -5
Pff. Easy.
Cadar's United Naval Torpedo Society.
I don't get the deal with Cadar and torps, by the way. I never had major issues with them, except for this pirate crew that one time, but from what i see, they usually try to hit my engines or board me.
You know what, i'm feeling creative, so im throwing in a De Valtos one.
Devaltian Union of Merchandise, Bounties And Syndicate Sponsored Exploration Starfleets
Now let's all just count the seconds till Kashmire's thugs kick me out of the Spice Hall.
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Post by Zer0Winds on Nov 23, 2017 16:02:58 GMT -5
Nah, they won't do that. Not while ntsheep is around. Trust me, as long as he's around, things will stay in the pinnacle of madness. |
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 23, 2017 16:13:42 GMT -5
Wonderful. What would i do without my daily dose of insanity?
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Post by slayernz on Nov 23, 2017 16:15:53 GMT -5
Torping everyone here in the spice hall in thanks.
I'm thankful that Steel Song exists, otherwise there would be more peace, more intelligent life in the quadrant, and more hats.
Steel Song are a blessing for Cadar manufacturers who would otherwise have to find other reasons for their excessive torp production.
Having Steel Song in the quadrant makes animals like the Arghblargle happy because with Steel Song, the Arghblargle has something stupider than it is (and that's saying something),
and finally ... let's face it, with the military prowess of a wet squib, Steel Song can really only pick on Javat and Rychart. Even then, Javat are probably the foremost experts on armor plating, so teapots are not that effective on Javat ships. Teapots vs Rychart hats, on the other hand ...
So yes, there IS a purpose in the quadrant for Steel Song. Let's all raise a glass, and Toast to our less fortunate, descendants of Ratkin, the Steel Song faction.
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 23, 2017 16:25:29 GMT -5
Really wish the Great Clans' Colony Hives reached the Quadrant. I feel so lonely.
Steel Song's like every villian in every narrative: they're essential for the story to move. So you know what, what the hell *raises Spice glass*, to the deepest pain in my ass since spiral formation in Chicken Invaders.
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Post by resistor on Nov 23, 2017 17:03:47 GMT -5
No no no! Steel Song are the good guys. They spread peace throughout the galaxy by hiring assassins diplomatic specialists to eradicate hostiles hostilities and resolve blood feuds disagreements.
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Post by slayernz on Nov 23, 2017 17:30:00 GMT -5
I'm sure that the Empire saw themselves as the good guys too - if they were Steel Song, their death star would have been made out of paper mache  |
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 23, 2017 17:38:51 GMT -5
I think it would be more a mix between cardboard and alloys.
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Post by Zer0Winds on Nov 23, 2017 18:21:30 GMT -5
"So, Zer0 should of been here by now."
"He got stopped in Orbit by some De Valtos patrol ship. Apparently they're still upset about all the contracts against them."
"Wait, he was stopped?"
"Yeah, he took them out, then when he landed... His rep was too low to enter the spice hall. He's actually standing outside right now."
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 23, 2017 18:28:43 GMT -5
It's akward, isn't it? You're a despised criminal, people don't let you in the Hall or the Exchange, yet no one seems to mind you just walking up and down the population center.
I'd stop supplying the FDF with Spice if they didn't pay so damn well.
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Post by ntsheep on Nov 23, 2017 19:52:27 GMT -5
Nah, they won't do that. Not while ntsheep is around. Trust me, as long as he's around, things will stay in the pinnacle of madness. High rank has its privileges. You can get by with so much s#!+  |
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Post by Zer0Winds on Nov 23, 2017 19:53:35 GMT -5
It's akward, isn't it? You're a despised criminal, people don't let you in the Hall or the Exchange, yet no one seems to mind you just walking up and down the population center. I'd stop supplying the FDF with Spice if they didn't pay so damn well. It's in the lore. FDF can't openly attack you in the urban zones, once you're landed. Or something. Don't quote me on that. |
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Post by Tomas of Moklumnue on Nov 24, 2017 8:13:28 GMT -5
Who thought of that? So, if i´m a genocidal maniac, i can just live as a graver all my life and never get into trouble?
Also, what about the gravers? Do the same laws apply to them?
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