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Post by slayernz on Mar 15, 2015 20:33:50 GMT -5
Slayernz sat down with the Ratkin and explained in the same way he normally explained things to Steel Song folk. He spoke slowly, and used simple terms. Slayernz didn't fall into the old trap of shouting things to Steel Song folk, because he knew that although they were dim-witted and had the attention span of a gnat, they had reasonably good hearing. "Ratkin, have you noticed that the fewer good questions people ask, the more derailings, torps, and other things happen? I hope that you go back to your Steel Song and Ratkin families, and ask them to help come up with questions that help get people like ntsheep to want to answer without going off in a random direction? Do you understand?" "Err ... what means 'have'?" Slayernz then proceeded to shoot the Ratkin, stuff the body into a teapot, and hunt for the nearest Steel Song ship to throw the pot at. |
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Post by ntsheep on Mar 15, 2015 20:43:04 GMT -5
Ntsheep watched as slayernz lobbed the teapot into high orbit. The cat was grinning from ear to ear. "That's the best shot yet. You did really good there, but two things I've gotta tell, this thread was never really one meant to be helpful, and I experimented with the ratkin one night while he was asleep. I gave him some Time lord DNA. He can regenerate now." |
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Post by slayernz on Mar 15, 2015 23:42:22 GMT -5
Don't you dare share your research with our commander. He'll no doubt come up with a way to use regenerating Deathkin to make our time in Steel just that much harder. Ooo ... how about DeathKin hydra?  Multi-headed Deathkin |
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Post by mataeus on Mar 16, 2015 4:24:42 GMT -5
...Meanwhile, back at the Steel Song's Office of Strategic Planning and Implementation...  That's right folks. It's crossover time. |
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Post by ntsheep on Mar 16, 2015 8:08:05 GMT -5
As most people know, Steel Song teapots aren't really effective as weapons. They do however make great tea. Because the teapots don't break upon impact, there are quite a few of them just floating around space. The De Valtos coast guard trains its recruits by having them fly around the planets shooting them down. This thought was on the mind of the ratkin when he woke up and realized he was in one.
"That darn cat! Oh well at least whatever ntsheep did to me helped."
At that moment, a Steel Song ship just happened to be going by. The radar controller notified the captain and he order a retrieval squad to go EVA and retrieve it. It was tea time and this seemed to be a gift from the heavens. They couldn't have been more wrong,,,
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 2, 2015 12:12:39 GMT -5
Though this thread sits on page 18 and will keep going lower. We will never forget. We will never surrender. The socks must be purged. The TB's must be freed.
The truth is out there.
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Post by johndramey on Oct 28, 2015 20:08:11 GMT -5
Purge the puppets! I'm not sure if anyone is familiar with Red Dwarf, but this thread made me think of Rimmer and the holo-virus. Youtube link |
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 28, 2015 20:20:32 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure most of us here know of Red Dwarf. There's even a Red Dwarf ship in ST now.
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Post by mandomaniac on Oct 29, 2015 8:51:57 GMT -5
We mandalorians hv always a special relation to the sock... much to stubborn to run away we always get infected... but hv u ever tried to change a mandalorian's mind... its cutting through concrete with a spork... so the sock puppets usually give up and we chunk them all into a massive dryer as execution
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