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Post by Officer Genious on Aug 31, 2014 13:17:11 GMT -5
Any chance we'll see my favorite type of job implemented (Capture and torture/interogate?) What is the point of torturing citizens whose lives are so bad that death would probably offer relief?no..I vote for more job types. upload link received...beginning upload... I doubt we'd be going after regular civilians as much as gang MVPs, thugs/enforcerers, arms dealers and other movers and shakers in the Zone. Citizens are just everyday workers who occasionally get shot/robbed/harvested by gangs and predatory types and ignored by CKs (no money, no interest). |
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Post by Officer Genious on Aug 31, 2014 22:17:02 GMT -5
/twerks harder I can't believe Amazon still didn't update the Elite version. I may seriously consider getting this on Google Play for my phone even if I have to pay for everything again.  |
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Post by fallen on Aug 31, 2014 22:29:56 GMT -5
Officer Genious - sorry, occasionally a release will get rejected by Amazon for one reason or another. This one has been rejected and we are trying to figure out how to reproduce / fix the bug they reported.
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 1, 2014 8:26:54 GMT -5
Officer Genious - sorry, occasionally a release will get rejected by Amazon for one reason or another. This one has been rejected and we are trying to figure out how to reproduce / fix the bug they reported. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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Post by Xmadblood on Sept 1, 2014 23:47:40 GMT -5
Google play for the win.
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Post by ntsheep on Sept 2, 2014 0:19:51 GMT -5
I picked this out from deep inside the forum. It's time we show Amazon who's the boss, I'm ready to go to Amazon Corporate and plug my Kindle in there to get this update. Who wants to join me?! YES! We'll break into Amazon headquaters, flip over laserbeams guarding the solid-gold computer holding Trese Brother updates, plug in via prototype wristwatch tech and download the data, which will suspiciously have no firewalls to stop us. Then an alarm that apparently doesn't go off until we're done downloading data will go off; we'll run through the building dodging machinegun-and-rocket-toting Amazon employees (still wearing khakis and button-down shirts, of course) and sharks wih frickin' laserbeams will open fire from a giant aquarium wall in the lobby. Then someone (probably ntsheep) will bash into the wall with a tank and we'll jump on the outside of the tank while flying through traffic (of course the tank has been fitted with the engine of a Porsche) and dodging police vehicles, roadstrips, ninjas with tank-piercing shirukin and mall cops on Segways (did I mention we STOLE the Porsche engine? Yeah.). Then the army and national guard get involved (erm, the tank isn't ours either) and we'll scream something like "FREE TRESE BROS' UPDATES!", make several exceedingly unlikely jumps into a helicopter driven by Captain Kitty, aka slayernz after setting our tank to cruise control (of course this tank has one??) so it keeps driving and makes a massive (but harmless) explosion to cover our tracks. Then we land in the middle of a desert with a secret base (which is somehow not far from headquaters, but will never be found) and upload the data so it magically appears on every device that has Trese Bro games wihout them even connecting to the internet. And then we'll have a group victory pose, roll the credits to an ancient rock and roll song with some extra badasss takes, have a dance party at the end for no particular reason and make book/tv/soundtrack/toy/badly-made videogame deals while planning for a bigger, crazier and sexier sequel with no logical storyline but EXPLOSIONS GALORE! And we will be rich. Which was the point, right? ... Right? |
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 2, 2014 8:55:19 GMT -5
The Expendables: Forum Edition!!
I'm telling you, it'll bring in the big bucks...
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 3, 2014 18:56:56 GMT -5
Officer Genious - sorry, occasionally a release will get rejected by Amazon for one reason or another. This one has been rejected and we are trying to figure out how to reproduce / fix the bug they reported. Any news? |
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Post by fallen on Sept 3, 2014 22:12:20 GMT -5
Officer Genious - nope, still stuck here. Some previously undiscovered bug with the Amazon IAP setup. I'd suspect 10 days delay at least.
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Post by beuns on Sept 3, 2014 22:43:45 GMT -5
Officer Genious - nope, still stuck here. Some previously undiscovered bug with the Amazon IAP setup. I'd suspect 10 days delay at least. Wow !! I'm sorry for all amazonian out there. |
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 4, 2014 8:31:56 GMT -5
Officer Genious - nope, still stuck here. Some previously undiscovered bug with the Amazon IAP setup. I'd suspect 10 days delay at least. FFFFFFFUUUUUU... Well, thanks for being straightforward and honest with us. Now we can start making picket signs and preparing to besiege Amazon's app page when it should be released.  |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Sept 4, 2014 8:45:11 GMT -5
That's the reason that I stopped using my Amazon tablet.
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Post by fallen on Sept 4, 2014 9:19:20 GMT -5
Officer Genious - sorry, but this one is our issue. Amazon review never caught it before, but it is a real issue. And once they find it, you don't get through again til you fix it.
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 4, 2014 9:44:17 GMT -5
That's the reason that I stopped using my Amazon tablet. If I could transfer the license to Google Play... Officer Genious - sorry, but this one is our issue. Amazon review never caught it before, but it is a real issue. And once they find it, you don't get through again til you fix it. Drat. But with as many releases and games as you have released before (and others), how in the world did they skip over it? And do you mean it affects all your games here on out too? |
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Post by fallen on Sept 4, 2014 9:57:57 GMT -5
Officer Genious - nope, its a CK-only issue. They are often upgrading their test plans to cover new devices and new test cases, so they often find things they didn't before. Quality is important! We have to fix the bug. It will take some time tho.
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