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Post by ntsheep on Sept 25, 2014 12:51:08 GMT -5
My plan wasn't to derail the forum, many threads were like that before I even came here my dear. The battle shall commence soon, until then, have some chocolate turtles  |
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Post by slayernz on Sept 25, 2014 18:19:36 GMT -5
For the record, I never actually thought my posts were derailing in the slightest. I was responding to what I saw, your honor. The evil kittens told me to do it. They spoke to me. they did! They said "Mew mew mew" and I knew I should, nay, I must post in response. Sure, chocolate coated nuclear mushroom clouds had very little to do with a thread on best strategies to take out an evil frog doppelganger, BUT maybe the mushroom cloud caused the radiation that helped mutate the genes of the frog in the first place! Chocolate coating or not, mushroom clouds can be pretty nasty for asthmatics! I think in hindsight, that a very very large industrial strength vacuum cleaner should be called into action every time a mushroom cloud is sighted. Actually, even better, if we can open up a temporary portal into outer space, it would be the ultimate vacuum. That would be SOOOO awesome. You could get rid of the radioactive fallout with a well-placed portsl, sucking all the nasty stuff into space where, let's face it, it pales into insignificance compared to the solar, and interstellar cosmic radiation that would then surround it. The trick, dear friends, is to make sure we have a finger on the off-switch, because sucking out all of the radiation is good. Sucking out all of our atmosphere is probably bad. "Probably" is the operable word because getting rid of all of our atmosphere could help get rid of pollution and green house gasses and evil birds that fly too high to be within claw's reach, but breathing is a good thing. Maybe we need to put a gigantic hepa filter on the deep space portal, and route the resulting clean air back into our atmosphere somehow. That could work.  |
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Post by ntsheep on Sept 25, 2014 18:24:51 GMT -5
For the record, I never actually thought my posts were derailing in the slightest. I was responding to what I saw, your honor. The evil kittens told me to do it. They spoke to me. they did! They said "Mew mew mew" and I knew I should, nay, I must post in response. Sure, chocolate coated nuclear mushroom clouds had very little to do with a thread on best strategies to take out an evil frog doppelganger, BUT maybe the mushroom cloud caused the radiation that helped mutate the genes of the frog in the first place! Chocolate coating or not, mushroom clouds can be pretty nasty for asthmatics! I think in hindsight, that a very very large industrial strength vacuum cleaner should be called into action every time a mushroom cloud is sighted. Actually, even better, if we can open up a temporary portal into outer space, it would be the ultimate vacuum. That would be SOOOO awesome. You could get rid of the radioactive fallout with a well-placed portsl, sucking all the nasty stuff into space where, let's face it, it pales into insignificance compared to the solar, and interstellar cosmic radiation that would then surround it. The trick, dear friends, is to make sure we have a finger on the off-switch, because sucking out all of the radiation is good. Sucking out all of our atmosphere is probably bad. "Probably" is the operable word because getting rid of all of our atmosphere could help get rid of pollution and green house gasses and evil birds that fly too high to be within claw's reach, but breathing is a good thing. Maybe we need to put a gigantic hepa filter on the deep space portal, and route the resulting clean air back into our atmosphere somehow. That could work. This sounds an awful lot like Mega Maid from Spaceballs. |
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Post by slayernz on Sept 25, 2014 18:42:44 GMT -5
OOoh ... May the schwarz be with you
"Light Speed is too slow. We'll have to go right to ludicrous speed!"
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Post by ntsheep on Sept 25, 2014 18:43:56 GMT -5
Cancel the three ring circus!
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Post by xdesperado on Sept 25, 2014 18:45:19 GMT -5
Cancel the three ring circus! Your right what this thread needs is an En1gma  |
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Post by slayernz on Sept 25, 2014 18:49:05 GMT -5
I dunno - we'd never understand anything in that case  Do we have a cypher ... no unfortunately we only have a cyphex |
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Post by En1gma on Sept 25, 2014 19:06:38 GMT -5
Shape shifting banjo army? Debug archery ingress with different kinds of fun.
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Post by slayernz on Sept 25, 2014 19:45:41 GMT -5
ntsheep I nominate this thread as now being officially derailed!
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Post by ntsheep on Sept 25, 2014 19:54:23 GMT -5
It was derailed almost from the beginning  and what better thread to get derailed than the derail thread. |
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 1, 2014 22:21:07 GMT -5
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Post by qbspy on Oct 2, 2014 2:00:33 GMT -5
He saw.  |
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Post by qbspy on Oct 2, 2014 2:08:03 GMT -5
He took measures.  |
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 29, 2014 21:12:57 GMT -5
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 25, 2015 21:51:28 GMT -5
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and what better thread to get derailed than the derail thread. 
