Captain's Lounge

[Tenebrous Pirate]

I would like to request a special upgrade.

I call it the Captain's Lounge.

It comes complete with a vintage 20's AE Juke Box, a fully (and I mean FULLY) stocked hardwood bar, pinup girls posters, neon lights, gogo girl cages, and a stripper pole.

It adds to morale and gives a boarding bonus (beligerant drunks) but consumes vudka and has a % chance that random amounts of crew will be passed out drunk at any given point in time.

[hillm1234]

Sweet! I would invite the Political Officer over for some lively discussion.

[taatuu25]

I see a broblem there.
When the ships vudka storages go empty it causes an instant mutiny.

--So it basically replaces morale with vudka...
I love LOVE how everything can be rationalized.

And the cages explain why after every enterntainment round one enterntainer dissappears...