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Post by crackshotcerberus on Oct 18, 2014 18:05:52 GMT -5
When we raid Amazon's head quarters with an army of drones and hell hunds most likely. I had this idea a while ago. We just need to watch out for the battle forklifts.  Hire a couple runners with panther cannons, some long range support and then we hijack the battle forklifts. |
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 18, 2014 19:51:46 GMT -5
Officer Genious posted this in another thread. I still laugh my butt off when I read it, YES! We'll break into Amazon headquaters, flip over laserbeams guarding the solid-gold computer holding Trese Brother updates, plug in via prototype wristwatch tech and download the data, which will suspiciously have no firewalls to stop us. Then an alarm that apparently doesn't go off until we're done downloading data will go off; we'll run through the building dodging machinegun-and-rocket-toting Amazon employees (still wearing khakis and button-down shirts, of course) and sharks wih frickin' laserbeams will open fire from a giant aquarium wall in the lobby. Then someone (probably ntsheep) will bash into the wall with a tank and we'll jump on the outside of the tank while flying through traffic (of course the tank has been fitted with the engine of a Porsche) and dodging police vehicles, roadstrips, ninjas with tank-piercing shirukin and mall cops on Segways (did I mention we STOLE the Porsche engine? Yeah.). Then the army and national guard get involved (erm, the tank isn't ours either) and we'll scream something like "FREE TRESE BROS' UPDATES!", make several exceedingly unlikely jumps into a helicopter driven by Captain Kitty, aka slayernz after setting our tank to cruise control (of course this tank has one??) so it keeps driving and makes a massive (but harmless) explosion to cover our tracks. Then we land in the middle of a desert with a secret base (which is somehow not far from headquaters, but will never be found) and upload the data so it magically appears on every device that has Trese Bro games wihout them even connecting to the internet. And then we'll have a group victory pose, roll the credits to an ancient rock and roll song with some extra badasss takes, have a dance party at the end for no particular reason and make book/tv/soundtrack/toy/badly-made videogame deals while planning for a bigger, crazier and sexier sequel with no logical storyline but EXPLOSIONS GALORE! And we will be rich. Which was the point, right? ... Right? Read more: startradersrpg.proboards.com/thread/6482/complain-amazons-slow-updates#ixzz3GY0gmZWp
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Post by Officer Genious on Oct 19, 2014 8:59:40 GMT -5
On Amazon Elite at least.
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 19, 2014 9:11:07 GMT -5
On Amazon Elite at least. They have decided to refuse updates to Free for the time being. Reasons are not yet clear, but I'm working on figuring it out. |
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Post by dragolord on Oct 19, 2014 14:29:59 GMT -5
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Post by beuns on Oct 19, 2014 18:19:01 GMT -5
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