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Post by AA on Nov 4, 2014 14:05:02 GMT -5
I was in the middle of an artifact run when out of nowhere came an alien. I didn't see any special markings so i said lets just kill it. We advanced. at the same time we where hit by a torp our soler sails were gone i knew that this was a fight to the death. It was a bollish carrier we fired our guns... to no effect which was a massive surprise i knew there was only 1 way to win. They came in we fought back but we were slaughterd. I released my pet aliens but they were all killed. I said if i don't live i'm taking them with me! I charged in cutting a path though the xeno. I attacked the leader the fight was bloody. I was down the xeno was about to kill me when my veteran officer came. We escaped and managed to kill the captain we had won. We were racing back to de valtos prime when another alien attacked. This time ntsheep was here. Later that day we found out it was really an alien disguised as ntsheep i said to my veteran officer well this is gonna be fun. |
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Post by Jacob on Nov 4, 2014 17:14:33 GMT -5
Trust me, ya don't wanna mess with that Sheep... Or that hopping mad Rabbit... Seems pretty fond of itself, too...
Sent from my rooted Falcon -- I want "Cerberus: By Hatred Born" back!! ASAP.
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Post by AA on Nov 4, 2014 18:21:01 GMT -5
It was an alien disguised as him not him
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Post by ntsheep on Nov 4, 2014 18:22:10 GMT -5
Better read roaming the pastures, I am an alien  |
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Post by AA on Nov 4, 2014 20:45:53 GMT -5
Die alien die! Lol  |
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Post by AA on Nov 5, 2014 21:48:04 GMT -5
Ok ntsheep is an alien but not the kind i hunt. How did i become an alien hunter you ask? Well here's the story... i found a veteran officer for one. And he told me that he knows a place with a huge bounty on living aliens. I agreed to do it and thats my job now. pretty boring story if you ask me |
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Post by qbspy on Nov 6, 2014 3:37:10 GMT -5
No room on your ship for turd lip?
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Post by AA on Nov 6, 2014 14:19:21 GMT -5
Turd lip? What do you mean?
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Post by qbspy on Nov 6, 2014 15:36:20 GMT -5
The first mate that you always start with has been affectionately labeled turd lip, by some.
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Post by slayernz on Nov 6, 2014 15:59:17 GMT -5
He prefers "Prosthetic Super-powerful-and-very-masculine Mustache" though
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Post by AA on Nov 6, 2014 19:29:06 GMT -5
Oh i still have turd lip
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Post by AA on Nov 17, 2014 4:51:07 GMT -5
This is a different story not one of the alien hunter. news person 1 news person 2 military officers military commander announcer me Good morning everyone. Breaking news reports of "aliens" spreading. Did you just say aliens? Yes i did it does however seem to be handled. I bet it's all just to scare people. Two months later... Aliens are real and attacking ships everywhere emergency evacuation has been started. Too bad we're one of the last planets. Wait do they really mean it! We got a live feed! No this can't be true it just can't no no this can't be true  The next day... All aboard! Transport 3 now boarding Here's my pass. Go on in. Where are we going? I don't know somewhere far away i guess. Transport 3 now leaving. Later... Please look out the window to your right. WHAT IS THAT! The shredder i never thought i would see it! That thing is huge!!!!!!! The largest ship ever made. Um we're getting kinda close! We are now boarding the shredder. A few minutes later... Wow this thing is huge! Huh? Where are we going now? We are now heading to the evacuation zone Can that thing hear me? Now that you know i can't let you live... No i'm just kidding Hey back off! NEVER ahhhhhhhhggggg! Somebody help me! Hey you back off Hey thanks No problem At least one and a half years later... We have arrived at the evacuation zone Wow we're finally here. Never thought we would get here this year. Hey you coming with? Of course i am why wouldn't i? A long time later sorry we lost the rest of it or maybe it's in the cat food?... I am glad to make the fleet commander sir! And i'm glad to be the fleet commander. The end until i find the rest of it... Cat don't eat that! Oh no it's all chunky! No wait thats the food |
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Post by lixxx235 on Nov 17, 2014 6:36:11 GMT -5
Hey AA: I personally think your fan fiction would be much, much more enjoyable to read if you don't just spill out raw text- although this is the internet, grammar, punctuation, and style all still matter. Please capitalize sentences, capitalize "I"s, make who is saying what more clear, give us more context into the story, put periods at the end of sentences, and make it more humorous. (You can find great examples of this elsewhere on this subforum.) Thanks! |
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Post by AA on Nov 17, 2014 6:38:27 GMT -5
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Post by AA on Nov 17, 2014 9:52:43 GMT -5
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The next day... All aboard! Transport 3 now boarding Here's my pass. Go on in. Where are we going? I don't know somewhere far away i guess. Transport 3 now leaving. Later... Please look out the window to your right. WHAT IS THAT! The shredder i never thought i would see it! That thing is huge!!!!!!! The largest ship ever made. Um we're getting kinda close! We are now boarding the shredder. A few minutes later... Wow this thing is huge! Huh? Where are we going now?
We are now heading to the evacuation zone Can that thing hear me? Now that you know i can't let you live... No i'm just kidding Hey back off! NEVER ahhhhhhhhggggg! Somebody help me! Hey you back off Hey thanks No problem At least one and a half years later... We have arrived at the evacuation zone Wow we're finally here. Never thought we would get here this year. Hey you coming with? Of course i am why wouldn't i? A long time later sorry we lost the rest of it or maybe it's in the cat food?... I am glad to make the fleet commander sir! And i'm glad to be the fleet commander. The end until i find the rest of it... Cat don't eat that! Oh no it's all chunky! No wait thats the food
