History of the Torp War Special Edition: Pies and Dead Guys
Jun 29, 2015 13:46:42 GMT -5
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Post by ntsheep on Jun 29, 2015 13:46:42 GMT -5
BlastGT1 had no idea that his little war would last as long as it has. Or that it would reach a new level of weird around page 27 that lasted till page 31. This is where the Torp War met the Twilight Zone and for several pages you had pies and dead guys.
ntsheep was yet again the first to fire these unusual choices of ammo during an argument between him and his nemesis lesleyr. This part of the space com radio transmissions between them was heard by several other captains in the area,
“Lesleyr, after all that talk about birds making you thirsty, you bring up "crows"!? All right then, just for you, have a load of 4&20 blackbird pies.”
ntsheep was then attacked by xdesperado which lead him to declare the pie war, others quickly joined in. A total of 5 captains would join this battle. They were,
ntsheep
xdesperado
Lesleyr
slayernz
floop4ever
Since the captains all hailed from different parts of the world, there was some great debate as to what a pie was. Dessert pies tended to be the main choices. This lead to a revolt of sorts from some captains that preferred Savory meat pies. slayernz was one of the most vocal that a pie should have meat in it. He posted this on page 28,
“Here in Australia (and New Zealand), a good pie is usually savory rather than sweet - Great pies often have steak, cheese, and a rich gravy, baked in a short-crust pastry.
I wouldn't throw one of those at you cos getting the gravy on you when it's fresh out of the oven really kind of burns! Instead I'll stick with attaching a whipped cream pie on the nose cone of my 28Megaton nuclear torp and send that your way. I hope the cream is easy to wash off your cockpit windows “
Most of floop4ever's pie posts had a not to well hidden double meaning. For example, she had this to say to slayernz,
“I am firing my cherry pie at slayernz for leaving himself wide open by putting cream and cockpit in the same sentence. “
The pie fight ended on page 29, but had attracted the attention of more captains. contributor, grävling, BlastGT1, and torvus would be next to join as the war shifted into it's next strange gear. floop4ever lead a short assault with Spam. This battle apparently ended when fallen made a cameo appearance and mentioned the words “green beer”.
The fight then went into a Dead Celebrity fight started on page 30 by non other than BlastGT1 himself.
“I declare Dead Celebrity Torping for the next 24 hours! I start by torping Andrew with Steve Irwin. Much like him and his sad ending, it's the torp from down under, and you never saw it coming!”
If this was an attempt to goad slayernz into an attack since he comes from the same land, it didn't work. It did however lead to even more zaniness. The great mad rabidbite himself would now join in on the fun by firing a goat. Strangely this did not upset ntsheep in any way. BlastGT1 has this to say about the goat,
“Is the goat famous? I suppose it would be dead after impact, or maybe from the launch.
I torp you with Charles Darwin, because his hypotheses have as many holes as your last post in the context of Dead Celebrity Torping!”
hellion7776 would stop by to complain about the non use or torps, but this plea fell on deaf ears. The majority of this fight was over who did the song “I shot the sheriff” Elvis was seen yet again. Several Sisters of questionable virtue of which floop4ever is a suspected member, Johnny Cash, and Michael Jackson were used as armaments. The war finally ended with the firing of Jerry Lee Lewis by Jamozk Ekhiss.
ntsheep was yet again the first to fire these unusual choices of ammo during an argument between him and his nemesis lesleyr. This part of the space com radio transmissions between them was heard by several other captains in the area,
“Lesleyr, after all that talk about birds making you thirsty, you bring up "crows"!? All right then, just for you, have a load of 4&20 blackbird pies.”
ntsheep was then attacked by xdesperado which lead him to declare the pie war, others quickly joined in. A total of 5 captains would join this battle. They were,
ntsheep
xdesperado
Lesleyr
slayernz
floop4ever
Since the captains all hailed from different parts of the world, there was some great debate as to what a pie was. Dessert pies tended to be the main choices. This lead to a revolt of sorts from some captains that preferred Savory meat pies. slayernz was one of the most vocal that a pie should have meat in it. He posted this on page 28,
“Here in Australia (and New Zealand), a good pie is usually savory rather than sweet - Great pies often have steak, cheese, and a rich gravy, baked in a short-crust pastry.
I wouldn't throw one of those at you cos getting the gravy on you when it's fresh out of the oven really kind of burns! Instead I'll stick with attaching a whipped cream pie on the nose cone of my 28Megaton nuclear torp and send that your way. I hope the cream is easy to wash off your cockpit windows “
Most of floop4ever's pie posts had a not to well hidden double meaning. For example, she had this to say to slayernz,
“I am firing my cherry pie at slayernz for leaving himself wide open by putting cream and cockpit in the same sentence. “
The pie fight ended on page 29, but had attracted the attention of more captains. contributor, grävling, BlastGT1, and torvus would be next to join as the war shifted into it's next strange gear. floop4ever lead a short assault with Spam. This battle apparently ended when fallen made a cameo appearance and mentioned the words “green beer”.
The fight then went into a Dead Celebrity fight started on page 30 by non other than BlastGT1 himself.
“I declare Dead Celebrity Torping for the next 24 hours! I start by torping Andrew with Steve Irwin. Much like him and his sad ending, it's the torp from down under, and you never saw it coming!”
If this was an attempt to goad slayernz into an attack since he comes from the same land, it didn't work. It did however lead to even more zaniness. The great mad rabidbite himself would now join in on the fun by firing a goat. Strangely this did not upset ntsheep in any way. BlastGT1 has this to say about the goat,
“Is the goat famous? I suppose it would be dead after impact, or maybe from the launch.
I torp you with Charles Darwin, because his hypotheses have as many holes as your last post in the context of Dead Celebrity Torping!”
hellion7776 would stop by to complain about the non use or torps, but this plea fell on deaf ears. The majority of this fight was over who did the song “I shot the sheriff” Elvis was seen yet again. Several Sisters of questionable virtue of which floop4ever is a suspected member, Johnny Cash, and Michael Jackson were used as armaments. The war finally ended with the firing of Jerry Lee Lewis by Jamozk Ekhiss.
