ntsheep's guide to becoming a genius
Mar 8, 2016 16:11:38 GMT -5
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Post by ntsheep on Mar 8, 2016 16:11:38 GMT -5
Greetings and welcome to ntsheep's guide to becoming a genius. The following procedure will allow anyone to attempt to become a genius. There are many benefits to being a genius. The two most common are impressing your friends and understanding other geniuses. Let's begin.
Step 1: Perform a simple task.
Simplicity is the work of genius. Upon the successful completion of Step 1 you will in fact be a genius. If you did not successfully complete Step 1 you have in fact proven in a genius way that you are a dunce. You are now qualified to wear long pointed hats with the word dunce inscribed upon them. Good luck in your new career.
For those of you that proved you are genius, you may celebrate by drinking a pint of Guinness. While drinking your Guinness, you may want to consider the contemplation of words. Many geniuses consider this a worthwhile expenditure of their time. Playing with words and their arrangement will allow you to expand your genius. For example, this procedure could have been done in multiple steps.
Step 1: Buy a six pack of Guinness.
Step 2: Perform a simple task.
Step 3, Resolution of Step 2: If you successfully completed Step 2, you may now drink a Guinness to celebrate. If you did not complete Step 2, you should now drink all the Guinness in an attempt to drown your failures in alcohol.
When you compare the two versions of attempting to become a genius it is clear which one is more simple and since simplicity is in fact the work of genius any genius can see that the one step version is the winner. By playing with words and their arrangement we have reduced the number of steps needed to become a genius. If you did not in fact see that, you have proven in a genius way that in fact you are a dunce. Good luck with new career.
The geniuses among you will have noticed that in fact this entire guide has so far been a play on words. Congratulations. For those of you that did not notice this, do not worry. You have not in a genius way proven that you are a dunce. You have in fact acquired new knowledge that you did not have before since I've told you. The acquisition of knowledge is another pursuit of genius. Congratulations.
For those of you that are in fact dunces and have continued reading until now in an attempt to still find a way to become a genius I salute you. You are persistent. This is a worthwhile virtue but unfortunately not a mark of genius. If you feel up to it, you may try either of the above versions of the steps to becoming a genius. As a bonus genius tip, I advise you to wait until the alcohol has left your system if you previously followed the second part to Step 3 in the 3 step version.
Thank you for reading this guide and good luck in your new career.
Step 1: Perform a simple task.
Simplicity is the work of genius. Upon the successful completion of Step 1 you will in fact be a genius. If you did not successfully complete Step 1 you have in fact proven in a genius way that you are a dunce. You are now qualified to wear long pointed hats with the word dunce inscribed upon them. Good luck in your new career.
For those of you that proved you are genius, you may celebrate by drinking a pint of Guinness. While drinking your Guinness, you may want to consider the contemplation of words. Many geniuses consider this a worthwhile expenditure of their time. Playing with words and their arrangement will allow you to expand your genius. For example, this procedure could have been done in multiple steps.
Step 1: Buy a six pack of Guinness.
Step 2: Perform a simple task.
Step 3, Resolution of Step 2: If you successfully completed Step 2, you may now drink a Guinness to celebrate. If you did not complete Step 2, you should now drink all the Guinness in an attempt to drown your failures in alcohol.
When you compare the two versions of attempting to become a genius it is clear which one is more simple and since simplicity is in fact the work of genius any genius can see that the one step version is the winner. By playing with words and their arrangement we have reduced the number of steps needed to become a genius. If you did not in fact see that, you have proven in a genius way that in fact you are a dunce. Good luck with new career.
The geniuses among you will have noticed that in fact this entire guide has so far been a play on words. Congratulations. For those of you that did not notice this, do not worry. You have not in a genius way proven that you are a dunce. You have in fact acquired new knowledge that you did not have before since I've told you. The acquisition of knowledge is another pursuit of genius. Congratulations.
For those of you that are in fact dunces and have continued reading until now in an attempt to still find a way to become a genius I salute you. You are persistent. This is a worthwhile virtue but unfortunately not a mark of genius. If you feel up to it, you may try either of the above versions of the steps to becoming a genius. As a bonus genius tip, I advise you to wait until the alcohol has left your system if you previously followed the second part to Step 3 in the 3 step version.
Thank you for reading this guide and good luck in your new career.
