Faction Proverbs

[Sinocelt]

Two Faction pages currently sport a sample proverb: I came up with a proverb for De Valtos and adapted one of contributor's ideas for a bark into a proverb for Javat. 

Does anyone have ideas for cool proverbs for the other Factions?

[slayernz]

Devaltos.
"Any deal where you don't lose your grandmother is a good deal"
"Why share when you can own"

Cadar
"Torps are the most common form of greeting"
"Only someone from Cadar would be brave enough to go alien hunting... or stupid enough" - Starfire


Of course you also have our glorious Creator

Jan 16, 2011 1:35:27 GMT -5 Cory Trese said:

By the Maker, I hate Cadar warships.

Sometimes I go in and remove them from the game. Later I repent and put them back in.

The cycle continues.

Javat
"If you can't build it yourself, then you don't really need it"

Steel Song
"Our ships aren't just made out of cardboard. We use cling film as well"

Rychart
"You should really try our Rouge. It's so much better than Vudka. Please try our Rouge. Pretty please. We'll be your friends. We need friends. <sniff>"

Thulun
"Does this lace make me look fat?"

[slayernz]

Oh, found more for Cadar (Cadar seem to have a lot of quotes in this forum)
blackgauntlet once wrote:
Possible slogans as below:
1) Something Is Wrong With The Universe. We Correct It With Torpedoes.
2) We Know You Hate Congestion. Cadar Is Helping: One Spaceship At A Time.
3) Aliens Survive on Raw Human Flesh. We Aim To Starve Them.
4) We Fire Only At Sinners. Whining Is Also A Sin.
5) If You Cannot Handle Torps Fired At Your Ship, You Don't Deserve To Own One.
6) To Non-Cadarians: You Want The Torps? You Can't Handle The Torps!
7) What's Long, Hard And Full Of Stuff That Would Burst Out When Excited? It's In Your Hull Now.

Torpedoes. Like Implants, Chainsaws and Mentos, it is a powerful problem-solving tool.

and he also wrote:
1) Alien infestation? Solved!
2) Pesky pirates? Solved!
3) Overpopulation? Solved!
4) Narvidian slave-drivers? Solved!
5) Encroachment of air-space? Solved!
6) Naughty smugglers? Solved!
7) Annoying in-laws? Solved!
8) Dishonest merchants? Solved!
9) Space Border Negotiations? Solved!

Name one problem that torpedoes could not solve.

[fallen]

Locked this thread in preference of the long running discussion here:
startradersrpg.proboards.com/thread/16073/faction-catch-phrases-sayings?page=5