HarryKILLSworth
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If I told you i was lyin', would you believe me?
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Post by HarryKILLSworth on Feb 2, 2012 19:09:21 GMT -5
Im flying through space, returning to a hotbed of artifacts with a shortage of artifacts on ursae thulun. Im about to clean house. Had 14 explorer for easy mining with a hired scout
9Warrior and 9intimidation. I should have mad quick work of those pirates.
With 6pilot and 5 stealth that pirate striker with 50 crew to my 84 is about to meet its maker.
I miss with the first torpedo try they didnt. Killed 30!!! Crew!!! I got to close to distance and engage with boarding attack.
The first torpedo took off 3 armor im left with 2armor.
The second torpedo and my hull turns to CAKE! That concludes tje captains story.
WTF! went wrong.
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blackgauntlet
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[ Star Traders 2 & Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
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Post by blackgauntlet on Feb 2, 2012 19:21:39 GMT -5
Cakes is delicious...
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Post by slayernz on Feb 2, 2012 22:45:48 GMT -5
Yes, there is always time for cake.
Damn ... now I feel the need to play Portal again.
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blackgauntlet
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Post by blackgauntlet on Feb 2, 2012 23:09:41 GMT -5
When your hull turns to cake, there is only one thing to do to your enemy...
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Feb 4, 2012 3:19:29 GMT -5
But when the enemys hull turns into cake its time to run..
You know the meme, even without know your meme.
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Feb 4, 2012 3:24:08 GMT -5
(sorry for double post)
but seriously though, what difficulty are you playing? What date? Enemy level?
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Slide87
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A.S. Roma Lover
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Post by Slide87 on Feb 4, 2012 6:19:40 GMT -5
Surely it's a basic game,but the system engine wanted to kill him,so he was killed xD
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Feb 4, 2012 7:26:21 GMT -5
Lol inside the games mind: captain.name = ST_sux
Activate Event.destroy.hater(67.59_AE)
Set enemy_ship_captain = "chuck_norris"
the rest is history.
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Slide87
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Post by Slide87 on Feb 4, 2012 7:45:04 GMT -5
Ahahahah =) yeah,it seems to work in this way if u try to ridiculize your enemy xD "oh-oh-oh(santa's style),that stupid blob,that alien's subspecie has no chance with me,Spugna(peter pan,second officer of captain Hook,i dont know whats english name),arm torpedo launch pods!"
GAME SYSTEM
while("Human.captain.vanity">0)
{
set "Human.ship.hull"=0
set "Human.captain.vanity"=0
"Human.captain.wc~needing"= 1/"Human.captain.vanity"
}
XD
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