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Post by En1gma on Sept 16, 2014 14:18:26 GMT -5
Simple concept, profound poetry. For those who don't know, Haiku are three line poems. The first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7, the third has 5. Post them here, all are welcome, so long as they pertain to the Developers, their games, or anything else TB related. Have fun with this one!
Here's my first:
The filthy Kaihmer
Thou art my sole enemy
I will end you all
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 16, 2014 14:54:47 GMT -5
God-forsaken drones
I did not expect you here
"You screwed up, chummer!"
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Locked smuggle package
I wonder what's inside it
Oh god it's TICKING!
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They left this child
Cut, bleeding for his organs
He will live. They won't.
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I'll burn this zone down
You'll bleed and scream and writhe, but
You shot my dog-- DIE!!
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Sitting at the bar
Smoke, whiskey, Head-Loz, stims, cramms
Best way to blow steam
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Post by En1gma on Sept 16, 2014 14:56:33 GMT -5
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Post by xdesperado on Sept 16, 2014 15:46:33 GMT -5
Cory, Andrew, Socks oh my! Star Trader, Cyber Knight Sleep only when I die! Sorry only half awake and waiting for first shot of coffee so form may be off  |
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Post by Officer Genious on Sept 16, 2014 15:51:05 GMT -5
Hee hee, lemme see... Sailing with the wind Ship sails billow proudly blue Cadari Nation --- 29 rum casks Cross half the sea to get here Shortage rumor ends --- I ferry treaties Two nations should be at peace Pirates disagree. --- Need to kill shamans I reach to my God's power-- Damn, out of SP... --- Failed a bad Stealth roll Retry, retry retry and Poor Tamli dies more --- Keep casting lightning At some points these rats will burn...! Only 8 damage?! --- I heart dungeon-crawls Compelled by loot and XP But Watershed sucks. --- Irritating hund Chewing, ripping, mauling but Kyera has a mace...  --- Hordes of ratkin charge Yearning to chew on Vraes, but Fear his Poke of DOOM. --- Smuggle artifacts Navies, pirates, hunters chase Eat my water fuel! --- Aboard the Jango I fear no man, nor cyborg-- Oh shit, Xenomorphs!! --- Xeno to my left Got ammo and a grudge, but Lost AP turning --- Shooting FDF Bodies pile on the floor I'll swear they shot first --- Fighting off Xenos Thulun embargoes Steel Song I sent a hit man. --- Promising new start Spacers rush, stars in their eyes Quality of 6 --- Building my space fleet Solar wars drain my treasure Bye-bye defense force --- Sveet needed a mage The mage wanted 50k "Well, sorry kiddo." |
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Post by xdesperado on Sept 16, 2014 16:01:59 GMT -5
TA and 4X
AoP and HoS
Kickstart ST2
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Post by En1gma on Sept 16, 2014 16:12:29 GMT -5
Awesome!! I'll come up with more after dinner, this is great  |
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Post by En1gma on Sept 16, 2014 16:52:51 GMT -5
The wizard Kjartan
Opened his soul to save them
Burned the bridge to ash.
Groth had told no-one
Secretly he liked flowers
Needs someone to hold.
An archer fires
Why would it shoot at Vincent?
Retry or restore?
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Post by qbspy on Sept 17, 2014 2:53:34 GMT -5
Luxury Rations
My ass, it's space food, Thank you
Corey and Andrew
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mataeus
Templar
[ Elite & Star Traders 2 Supporter ]
From summer sands, to armageddons reach.
Posts: 820 
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Post by mataeus on Sept 17, 2014 7:15:27 GMT -5
Sabatheus! Come!
This ship is ours now, brothers.
Vae Victis, Templars!
Rogues, thieves, not Steel Heroes;
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
Oh, wait, that's Skyrim.
Yo ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
And a bottle of Rum.
There; I scraped the barrel.
My last Haiku was awful.
Alas, I can't stop.
Someone, please help me
Take away this opiate.
I Damn you OP!
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Post by En1gma on Sept 17, 2014 11:50:35 GMT -5
Lying 'neath the seas
An old terror awakens
Coming for our gold
Aim, muskets. Fire!
Protect the ship, put it down!
Battle raging on.
Ready the cannons!
We must fire on its flanks
Let loose, no mercy!
The powder deafens
Lead flies forth, traveling true
The sea runs crimson
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Post by dragolord on Sept 17, 2014 13:17:04 GMT -5
Jawbone in the street
Bravestar soldiers all around
My hellhund's last stand.
Not plagiarism! (Ish.)
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mataeus
Templar
[ Elite & Star Traders 2 Supporter ]
From summer sands, to armageddons reach.
Posts: 820
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Post by mataeus on Sept 17, 2014 17:42:14 GMT -5
This is possibly
The most bizarre topic that
I have ever seen.
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Post by En1gma on Sept 17, 2014 17:46:07 GMT -5
I was bored today.
Haiku had never been done
Time for something new.
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Atlas Screams
Exemplar
[ Patreon ]
The language of my people is lasers.
Posts: 451
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Post by Atlas Screams on Sept 17, 2014 18:22:09 GMT -5
In the darkest space
I heard the sound of lasers
Tis Captain Atlas
Intercepted ship
Sends no message at all, but
Standard Cadar fare
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