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Post by Cory Trese on Mar 3, 2015 9:54:40 GMT -5
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Post by Cory Trese on Mar 3, 2015 12:31:30 GMT -5
We'll get the web help updated today.
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Post by slayernz on Mar 3, 2015 16:48:25 GMT -5
Captain Slayer looked up from the monitor. "I don't recognize that ship profile, what is it Paterson?"
"Sir, I believe it's one of them new Andrew class cruisers. It's flying Steel Song colors."
Slayer's fingers hovered indecisively over the big red torp launch button ... internal conflict evident on his face.
Paterson asked "What's the issue - it's Steel Song, you've told us when it's Steel Song, you are obligated to shoot and help them redistribute their atoms back into the universe. You've been been adamant that this is the sole reason why Steel Song have been put in this galaxy. Well that and to help refine targeting algorithms for weapon systems."
Slayer continued to hesitate, before pointing at the monitor. But it's ANDREW's cruiser!!! I caaaan't blow up the very first Andrew class ship named after our esteemed creator!"
"But sir, there's a Fallen class cruiser, so this is probably a decoy"
Thump - Slayers' fist whacked the launch button and the Andrew class cruiser turned into a large amount of confetti.
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Post by fallen on Mar 3, 2015 16:49:51 GMT -5
Lol slayernz - I will remember to try to ram your ship next time I see one! |
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Post by slayernz on Mar 3, 2015 16:54:01 GMT -5
fallen, Hahaha ... I've been looking for years. It's a MYTH I tells you! Anyway, you've got 2 ships, so that's just greedy 
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Mar 3, 2015 18:20:21 GMT -5
>.>
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Could I get a ship named after me?
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Post by mandomaniac on Mar 3, 2015 19:21:33 GMT -5
I can see it now... the Maniac Class War Ship 100 hull, 57 armor, 40 eng, 36 solar, 100 cargo, 60 guns, 20 torps... the glorious apex of cadar engineering... ahem *wakes up from happy dream* hey fallen has another ship  i hv yet to find his 1st one... doesn't one more brother need a ship... once he appears on the forums that is |
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Post by slayernz on Mar 3, 2015 22:11:53 GMT -5
Martin Class Fighter ... quick, stealthy, and tends to take down capital ships like the Maniac War Ship.
"100 hull with 40 engines," retorted a slightly drunk pilot, "we used to fly rings around them day in day out. They's like a statue compared to a decent attack craft. By the time it's turned around, you're already in their six and shootin out their engines. They don't stand a chance"
"Yeah, but one decent hit from the 60 guns or 20 torps and you're in for a buncha hurt right?"
"Nah, guns can only gimbal so much, and ifn you're flyin erratic, theys not able to lock on cos yooou ... unpredictable!"
"How do you do that?"
"Vudka. LOTS of Vudka ..."
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Post by mandomaniac on Mar 4, 2015 7:51:29 GMT -5
"Here take this" "Sir, what is that!?" "Vudka, well mostly vudka and spice, touch o chems, splash of W-F, andsomefinelygroundmetals." "Sir... what was the last thing u said was in here?" "Uh... vudka" "No, the laaast thing!" "finely ground metal shavings" "Sir! I am not drinking this!" "Listen, listen, Zark, i know ur the tactical officer and u hv to stay sharp on the job to target the guns... but, but that little bloopy dot on the sensors is a martin class attack fighter being flown by a drunken cat and if u dont drink this tgen you wont ever hit em... so just chug ur engine slag and u wont be able to miss him at all." "Wait u never said anything about engine slag!" "Huh i musta forgot... anyways bottoms up Zarky o'lboy"  |
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Post by Cory Trese on Mar 4, 2015 9:10:27 GMT -5
>.> <.< Could I get a ship named after me? Sure thing buddy. |
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Mar 4, 2015 20:27:32 GMT -5
>.> <.< Could I get a ship named after me? Sure thing buddy. Woo! Should I message some specs, or are you gonna do that? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 0:02:42 GMT -5
Anyone have the stats for thr andrew cruiser?
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i hv yet to find his 1st one... doesn't one more brother need a ship... once he appears on the forums that is 
