|
|
Post by hissrad on Mar 4, 2015 1:47:37 GMT -5
When Mallor sends you into the Los V vault at the end, Joshua asks if he should nuke it. Was I just carrying a nuke around?!
|
|
|
|
Post by slayernz on Mar 4, 2015 3:13:46 GMT -5
Only a very little one. They call them explosive teapots, and it was invented by a a man called Mr Song the Steel baron.
|
|
|
|
Post by hissrad on Mar 4, 2015 5:28:14 GMT -5
Hey I played Fallout, I know what"little" nukes do:P. Just think, some random trogger jumps out and smacks you in the wrong place...
|
|
mataeus
Templar
[ Elite & Star Traders 2 Supporter ]
From summer sands, to armageddons reach.
Posts: 820 
|
Post by mataeus on Mar 4, 2015 5:54:16 GMT -5
When Mallor sends you into the Los V vault at the end, Joshua asks if he should nuke it. Was I just carrying a nuke around?! This nuke I've got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the third World War. It was bought in a little general store in Boston, Massachusettes, made by the first company to ever make pocket nukes; up 'til then, people just carried nukes in planes. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set out of the tunnels. It was you, Joshua, your great-grandfather's pocket nuke and he carried it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took out the nuke and put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his country to go out of the tunnels and fight the Corporations once again; this time they called it World War IV. Your great-grandfather gave this nuke to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Cyber Knight and he was killed, along with all the other Knights, at the battle of Yakashima Core. Your grandad was facing death. He knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that sector alive. So, three days before the Corporation took the sector, your granddad asked a gun runner, by the name of Fennian - a man he had never met before in his life - to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his pocket nuke. Three days later, your grandad was dead. But Fennian kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's nuke. This nuke... This nuke was in your Daddy's pocket when he was shot down, in Downtown. He was captured, put in an AzTek prison camp. He knew if the goons ever saw the nuke it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that pocket nuke was your birthright, he'd be damned if any corps were gonna put their greasy hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this nuke. Up his ass. Then he died of dysentery and he gave me the nuke. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little Joshua, I give the nuke to you. |
|
|
|
Post by hissrad on Mar 4, 2015 11:33:08 GMT -5
mataeus, now I wish I'd kept the nuke:P
|
|
|
|
Post by Officer Genious on Mar 4, 2015 12:45:35 GMT -5
I... I have no words. Just karma, mat.
|
|
mataeus
Templar
[ Elite & Star Traders 2 Supporter ]
From summer sands, to armageddons reach.
Posts: 820
|
Post by mataeus on Mar 4, 2015 13:25:42 GMT -5
I... I have no words. Just karma, mat. Thank you  |
|
|
|
Post by Jacob on Mar 4, 2015 21:53:37 GMT -5
I can't breathe, leave alone type, so I'll just hit that "Exalt" button. You're weird, you know that, right? |
|
mataeus
Templar
[ Elite & Star Traders 2 Supporter ]
From summer sands, to armageddons reach.
Posts: 820
|
Post by mataeus on Mar 5, 2015 4:12:14 GMT -5
I can't breathe, leave alone type, so I'll just hit that "Exalt" button. You're weird, you know that, right? Oh yeah. Totally |
|
|
|
Post by beverage on Jun 17, 2015 8:32:30 GMT -5
Little did Joshua know that after 27 years as the top undefeated cybersword the Kelly brothers would proposition Joshua to throw an organized fight for a very large amount of yen.
Initially agreeing to take the dive, his pride began to sting until he couldn't take it anymore and formulated a brilliant plan.
On the night of the fight, he did'nt dive when he was supposed to. Moreover he had killed the other combatant with his bare hands.
Such a choice made little sense to one who wishes to live. You never cross the Kelly's unless you are suicidal.
Eventually it emerged that Joshua had begged borrowed and stolen every yen he could and bet on himself.
He was now filthy rich and immediately initiated his plan to disappear.
Jennings was waiting for him outside the fight venue and he whisked him away to a discreet hotel where Joshua's beautiful but simple girlfriend Pumpkin was awaiting him.
After a night of 'celebration', Joshua and Pumpkin were ready to disappear until with total dismay, he realized that she had left the nuke at their previous home. It was sure to be crawling with the Kelly's henchmen but he would die before leaving his family birthright and so set out for their old abode after telling Pumpkin to go get blueberry pancakes.
As he left he was heard muttering "i hope to christ i don't meet any gimps".
|
|
|
|
Post by hissrad on Jun 17, 2015 14:58:24 GMT -5
Little did Joshua know that after 27 years as the top undefeated cybersword the Kelly brothers would proposition Joshua to throw an organized fight for a very large amount of yen. Initially agreeing to take the dive, his pride began to sting until he couldn't take it anymore and formulated a brilliant plan. On the night of the fight, he did'nt dive when he was supposed to. Moreover he had killed the other combatant with his bare hands. Such a choice made little sense to one who wishes to live. You never cross the Kelly's unless you are suicidal. Eventually it emerged that Joshua had begged borrowed and stolen every yen he could and bet on himself. He was now filthy rich and immediately initiated his plan to disappear. Jennings was waiting for him outside the fight venue and he whisked him away to a discreet hotel where Joshua's beautiful but simple girlfriend Pumpkin was awaiting him. After a night of 'celebration', Joshua and Pumpkin were ready to disappear until with total dismay, he realized that she had left the nuke at their previous home. It was sure to be crawling with the Kelly's henchmen but he would die before leaving his family birthright and so set out for their old abode after telling Pumpkin to go get blueberry pancakes. As he left he was heard muttering "i hope to christ i don't meet any gimps". I think I saw that, it ended with Joshua and one of the Kelly brothers tied to chairs in a basement under a store... |
|
