bobsoup
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Post by bobsoup on Mar 30, 2015 15:44:40 GMT -5
Just for a laugh; if life were more like HoS (and RPG games in general)
Every time you visit a new city you will get there right as it's about to fall to a swarm of enemy. You would stop taking vacations because it would mean people losing lives in the city you would visit.
You could live forever and heal any wound as long as you carried enough vials of cherry kool aid. Only you and your posse would carry this kool aid though. Soldiers and bad guys won't touch the stuff.
Walking around outside you would discover random chests full of expensive items, and no one would have any qualms about taking items from the chest and claiming it as their own. Finders Keepers would be written into the constitution.
When you went to the gym and lifted weights everyone you hated would automatically toughen up too.
Only one person in a room would walk at a time. People in cities would take it in turns to walk a few squares.
The hobo you saw at the side of the road might really be God.
Everyone would have a deep dark secret.
The larger the breasts the better a woman could fight.
You could only improve yourself by sleeping in an inn.
You could walk into a gun shop and sell them your hiking boots.
Any animal you encounter, and any person outside a city, will try to kill you.
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Post by En1gma on Mar 30, 2015 16:34:25 GMT -5
Have a +1! I'm laughing so hard right now...
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Post by En1gma on Mar 30, 2015 16:42:54 GMT -5
It's socially acceptable to walk in public with weapons drawn...
You could usurp mayors and people in power, and appoint those who you see fit...
All locks are easy to pick.
Shields wouldn't help you against arrows, because all your enemies aim only at your feet and face.
That creepy guy that lurks around all your favorite bars is actually trustworthy?
You and all your enemies carry around giant bags of dice, which are used to determine how well they can actually fight...
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Post by slayernz on Mar 30, 2015 16:57:00 GMT -5
Any animal you encounter ... will try to kill you. That pretty much sums up Australia ... On topic tho ... * Everything you find you can keep, even if it clearly looks like someone left it there on purpose ... * You can be within 1 inch of your life being snuffed out, but can still move, react, and cause damage just like you could when you were rested * You can walk from one side of the kingdom to the other in pretty rapid rate, and not feel tired at all * Outside of HoS but still within RPG's, if you eat some food, it heals your physical damage. Eat an apple, and that semi-detached limb you have repairs itself * You can carry more stuff than the local store, without having any problems. I'm guessing you stack it in a neat pile before you go kill those Ratkin that just popped up in ambush. * Armor seems to hug the females a lot more - keeping them "snug". I'm guessing that there is a lot of careful tailoring to match waists and cup sizes etc
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bobsoup
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Post by bobsoup on Mar 30, 2015 19:18:25 GMT -5
* Armor seems to hug the females a lot more - keeping them "snug". I'm guessing that there is a lot of careful tailoring to match waists and cup sizes etc Not only that, but if you take armour off a big hulking brute like Vraes, and place it on a skinny nymph like Selen, it will fit perfectly. John Goodman and Naomi Campbell could effectively share the same wardrobe.
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