This isn't a ST quote or even in the ST universe, but it was too good not to include, especially as it is the sort of situation that could crop up in the adventures of ntsheep or rabidbite:
"You're telling me, on the basis of a chess move that wasn't sent, that the inmates of the most escape-proof prison in the history of mankind have somehow overpowered their guards and taken possession of the planet." - Citizen Major General Charnock
From 'Echoes of Honor' by David Weber
Also, thanks to all those that recommended 'Dune'. It was a slow start, but after the first 50 pages or so I really got into it.
Captain Jarvus Temeraire: Engineer and Bounty Hunter. Lost more hands than he'd care to count...
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