spike
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Post by spike on Oct 11, 2011 13:04:11 GMT -5
... you're always fighting the urge to call people "chummer" in real life. :-)
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 11, 2011 14:13:02 GMT -5
You try to sell all the pills you find from the ground to a local market.
I made a lot more but my phone dexided to not send them........
But
you start a thread like this.
You post to a thread like this.
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 11, 2011 15:00:01 GMT -5
When you check the market for new reviews every 2 hours and this forum ... what, every 15 minutes?  |
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Post by sgtcookie on Oct 11, 2011 16:12:44 GMT -5
You figure out how to create a Danial costume. Including gloves. Seriously. A messed up cardiac rythm gives you a lot of time to think.
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Post by LordofSyn on Oct 11, 2011 20:02:19 GMT -5
when someone asks you about your day and you say you had a tedious run against Mars and Blue-Ox and unloaded a drekload of paydata for some quick creds before McFly picked you up. (and you say it straight faced)
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 12, 2011 4:46:02 GMT -5
You find this thread not fun because you actually have these "broblems".
You dont sleep at night but target practice instead.
When looking for buying a new tablet you abandon buying it at all because any of them dont tell you how much jobs do they store.
You always feel like someone is watching you from above.
You are afraid of spotlights.
You are afaid of rain because "its acid rain!!!"
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Post by LordofSyn on Oct 12, 2011 6:46:35 GMT -5
when you get stopped by real cops, and you expect them to just say:
"Beep Beep Move Along"
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Post by Volyren Nightsong on Oct 12, 2011 9:42:44 GMT -5
when you try to fistfight the guy who has a gun to your head. EDD itt..:.// )Thatt thing wherr yoo addition to yowr furst powst.)( I DIDDID ITT! I fowt a guuy thatt holded a ggun to your my hed. i dun he shotted me 3 twice butt i punchyd him in his noses. he feleld over and i drewld a litul bitt but then i stomped the hole mud of his in ass! then i went peepoo my pantses and falld ovur. tha doktowr sed my lefft hemi's fear gots blowed owt my earhole. )i downt no why the car is feardy, butt i downt dryv a hemi!)( thatt doktur is nott ryt in tha hedd i thank. how els yu thynk he tell mee a trukk blow out my earses? hemis fear my butcheyk! annys of tha way, i justed want post to let yu know thatt i can beated a gun holded to mi hedd with mai fitses! itt is posibul! now to look att the funy yelo hed mann that eyes go peepee.  doktur sed mi heds will heel suun but i downt want a foot innsyde my hedd! i puts a heel in his butz like da stoopid gunnmann. heys! chekk thiss storee owt! thiss won tym, i went tuu sixx flaggzez and i gotted a ......... OOOOOHHHHHH, A FISHY! Me like da fishies! fishyfishyfischiephischieFISHY! YYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! REMEMBER CHUMMERS, CYBERWARE CAN'T FIX STUPID. ALWAYS CARRY A GUN! This has been a Public Service Announcement for the New Boston Zone by MARS Incorporated. |
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 12, 2011 22:50:27 GMT -5
This thread is awesome
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 13, 2011 9:10:49 GMT -5
You dont understand what awesome means because you cant find that word in ck.
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Post by grävling on Oct 15, 2011 3:23:32 GMT -5
You are browsing trip advisor looking for a hotel recommendation for a place you will soon visit, and the first thing that crosses your mind is 'does it have a phone'?
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taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 15, 2011 8:12:51 GMT -5
You expect to have a gun store in 500 feet radius of your home.
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blackgauntlet
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Post by blackgauntlet on Oct 15, 2011 12:22:15 GMT -5
You always check that you have at least $25 before flagging a cab.
You get this nagging feeling that you're being followed and have the urge to either run away or hope to get a V-Chip.
You always rummage your pockets for chump change whenever cops are walking towards your direction just in case they want to ask for bribes or kick your ass to the curb.
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Post by LordofSyn on Oct 15, 2011 19:02:35 GMT -5
You urgently let people around you know that you are worried about the Dome's integrity, as pieces fall off it all the time.
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HarryKILLSworth
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If I told you i was lyin', would you believe me?
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Post by HarryKILLSworth on Oct 15, 2011 19:46:26 GMT -5
You work at McDonald's and you attempt to hack the register.
You refer your boss and friends as contacts.
Your walking down the street and 3 men men are walking briskly towards you and you pull out you uzi and taken them down then search them for ammo.
You walks into a place of business and say Im here to see the connector.
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