taatuu25
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 16, 2011 4:58:40 GMT -5
You see a piece of glass fall in front of you and you start to run away from it in panic.
You hear 500 riot polices running towards you and you think:theres only three of them. Lets go for it.
When you see someone carrying a baseball bat you pull out your weapon and shoot him.
You get seriously injured and just go to home sleep,and expect all your wounds to be vanished.
When you are about to die and you think:"damn! Now im going to lose my two days experience!"
you think that calling a taxi will instantly teleport you to your desired location.
You think that you can find a hotel with 25¥ price tag.
You try to use your ¥ as money instead of $ or £ or € or ¢
you find more thqn 2 of the jokes in this thread funny.
EDIT:Added more. Lots more.
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nyktos
Star Hero
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Post by nyktos on Oct 16, 2011 15:36:44 GMT -5
you walk out the door in the morning, leaving for work & the theme song pops in your head.
you have to fight the urge to duck down a little as you make you way to the car...
(aiding in your stealth roll, of course)
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blackgauntlet
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[ Star Traders 2 & Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
Jack in... Jack off!
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Post by blackgauntlet on Oct 17, 2011 10:07:45 GMT -5
You keep thinking "wouldn't it be cool if they have the <insert name here> cyber-implant in the next update" while you're in a classroom/meeting.
You accidentally tripped and hope that you would not attract too much "Heat" to yourself.
You walk into a boutique and hope that they now carry Nanofiber jackets.
You visit the doctor for your flu but asked if he could install a Dataport III instead.
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taatuu25
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I'm back. (for now)
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Post by taatuu25 on Oct 17, 2011 12:59:15 GMT -5
When you see a picture of corys face for the first time you realize that he is not a god after all!
You realize that you didnt go to work at the morning but started playing ck instead! "Whew,now i must take a relaxating hedlozz and think what im going to explain to cogn-WAIT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!?"
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Slide87
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A.S. Roma Lover
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Post by Slide87 on Oct 17, 2011 13:17:31 GMT -5
You are worried to realize that crammers don't exist,even if your pusher has an another idea...=)
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Slide87
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Post by Slide87 on Oct 17, 2011 13:25:13 GMT -5
Taatuu variant:
You pay more attention to your current heat than your current job,and when your boss has fired you for this,you simply call Vinny for another delivery,while home goods start to finish...^^
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Post by grävling on Oct 18, 2011 1:17:19 GMT -5
By the way --- I purchased that extension cord ...  |
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nyktos
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Post by nyktos on Oct 18, 2011 1:48:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]-wired-[/glow]
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Post by Cory Trese on Oct 18, 2011 1:53:26 GMT -5
You know you're hooked when you come home after work and can't help yourself but code code code!
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nyktos
Star Hero
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Post by nyktos on Oct 18, 2011 2:53:54 GMT -5
when you have a serious problem & suddenly think...
<< can an implant fix this? >>
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Slide87
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Post by Slide87 on Oct 18, 2011 8:14:41 GMT -5
Ahahahh ^^ good xD
You know u are hooked if you go to do a cell cash charge and realize that when you have done it, you still can't call Malloy...maybe it isn't a cash affair...maybe Texas has discovered that Malloy is an asshole and freezed his body..maybe you are in a game and a C-knight is controlling you...
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blackgauntlet
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Jack in... Jack off!
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Post by blackgauntlet on Oct 18, 2011 9:53:05 GMT -5
You hook YOURSELF to CK.
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Post by K.Horizon Data thief: Atsume on Oct 21, 2011 9:35:05 GMT -5
My statement is simplicity: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE HOOKED!
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nyktos
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Post by nyktos on Oct 21, 2011 12:28:45 GMT -5
My statement is simplicity: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE HOOKED! i cant stop any time i want... ;D |
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Post by K.Horizon Data thief: Atsume on Oct 21, 2011 12:52:52 GMT -5
But I bet you didn't know that till you tried to stop. Kinda like schrodingers cat theory. :3
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