Vraesrial
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Post by Vraesrial on Feb 29, 2016 21:19:52 GMT -5
The crew of the Royal Sparrow require ways to pass the time and shanties are their favorite way to do so. What do you think?
Drunken Trader
What shall we do with a drunken trader,
What shall we do with a drunken trader,
What shall we do with a drunken trader,
Early in the morning?
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Early in the morning.
Put him in the airlock until he’s sober,
Put him in the airlock until he’s sober,
Put him in the airlock until he’s sober,
Early in the morning.
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Early in the morning.
What will we do with a drunken officer,
What will we do with a drunken officer,
What will we do with a drunken officer,
Early in the morning?
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Early in the morning.
Shave his chin with an old laser,
Shave his chin with an old laser,
Shave his chin with an old laser,
Early in the morning.
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Weigh heigh and up she flies,
Early in the morning.
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Vraesrial
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Post by Vraesrial on Mar 1, 2016 19:39:20 GMT -5
Here's another. This one's for you, Pang.
Bellix Ram
As I was going to Bellix, ‘twas on a spice day,
I saw the finest ram, sir, that was ever there, I say.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
My friend and I got drunk sir, as drunk as drunk we could embrace,
And when we sobered up, sir, we were far away out in space.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
The wonderful old ram, sir, was deadly as any blade,
It rammed Pang Salvians ship along with Lieutenant Jade’s.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
One morning on the bridge, sir, before six chimes was rung,
It rammed into the Admiral’s flagship right by the sun.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
One night ‘twas dry and still, sir, and the engines were keen,
It was shined and shown off with Dumont at the wheel.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
The man who destroyed this ram, sir, was up to his knees in metal,
And the boy who told the tale, sir, told this to a rebel.
That’s a lie, That’s a lie,
That’s a lie, a lie, a lie!
The crew of the Royal Sparrow are handsome, strong and brave,
The smartest lot of soldiers that you ever did crave.
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Post by Admiral Pang Salvian on Mar 1, 2016 19:44:27 GMT -5
(Oh, I see what you messaged me about...I like it, nonetheless:P) I hate you...
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Post by capthawk on Mar 2, 2016 15:36:28 GMT -5
Thulun, Rychart... go ahead and kill each other off. You both have planets we want.
Signed,
Javat Loayalist
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Vraesrial
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Post by Vraesrial on Mar 2, 2016 15:44:50 GMT -5
WHAT!? Ooh, buddy. Friend. Dead man. You don't want to start this. Salvian? I know you like Javat, but how about we show this loyalist what it means to be Admirals>  |
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Post by Admiral Pang Salvian on Mar 2, 2016 17:48:01 GMT -5
I think we can declare a little truce between us for now. I like Javat, but won't hesitate to punish them when need be.
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Post by Vraesrial on Mar 2, 2016 21:17:45 GMT -5
Thulun, Rychart... go ahead and kill each other off. You both have planets we want. Signed, Javat Loayalist Hear that, you Javat scum! We're coming for you now! |
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Post by capthawk on Mar 4, 2016 14:28:39 GMT -5
Hmm.. what to be afraid of. Rychart hats, or Thulun embroidery?
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Post by Vraesrial on Mar 4, 2016 18:30:46 GMT -5
...I find that rather insulting. Thulun embroidery is better by far, of course! That shouldn't even be a challenge!
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Post by capthawk on Mar 6, 2016 6:12:18 GMT -5
Have to agree with you. Even us rough feral world types enjoy the finest, albeit rarely do we make port to do so.
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Mar 7, 2016 19:22:06 GMT -5
Now now children. Cadar is superior to all of you.
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Post by capthawk on Mar 8, 2016 15:53:46 GMT -5
Sigh... just like a Cadarian, bursting in and making claims of greatness, with nothing said to back it up!
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Post by xdesperado on Mar 8, 2016 16:01:07 GMT -5
Sigh... just like a Cadarian, bursting in and making claims of greatness, with nothing said to back it up! Well they do have all those phallic symbols... |
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Post by capthawk on Mar 8, 2016 16:06:34 GMT -5
Sigh... just like a Cadarian, bursting in and making claims of greatness, with nothing said to back it up! Well they do have all those phallic symbols... LOL... all those big torps, what are they compensating for? |
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Mar 8, 2016 16:55:21 GMT -5
What do you mean compensating? Every Cadarian has large torpedoes, standard issue. If anything it is the Rychart with those big hats that are compensating.
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