This is my Steam review:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What the heck was that
I have no clue
As a cliché love story it begins
A guy - what a loser he is -
A literature club one day he joins
A club of four members - all girls
A tiny pink-haired tsundere one is
At whatever you say, she takes a piss
But deep down we know it's just a fake voice
And as the cutest one she was my choice
Another one is shy, yet a psycho
Reading books all the time as far as I know
What she likes are horrors and darkness
And my least favorite one if I'm honest
Then there's the club president, quite a beauty
Cheerful and outgoing, a woman of duty
A popular girl all around the school
And she has no boyfriend, which is quite cool
Last one is noone else than your childhood friend
A totally clumsy girl and a sleepyhead
This relationship is more complex though, in a way such
As she sees you as her childhood chush.
But despite the obvious hints the you is blind
And her warm feelings completely miss his eyesight
But we'll return there in the review, don't worry
For now let's just look at the main story
Three of the club members
You're allowed to woo
Whichever one you choose
That's up to you
But in the end it matters not
Which choices you make
Because the fourth member
Actually wants to take
You all for herself and noone else
Which story-wise makes zero sense
After all, why would a total NEET almost with no friend
Suddenly end up with four potential girlfriends?
But there's no need to worry, it won't last long
After just three days the romance turns abort
But I'll tell you something as I'm a good sport:
Regardless of your choices you'll be one girl short
The act two of the game made me really mad
Every girl in game turned into a psychopath
And to act three I went with one girl left
Where I had to delete game files just to escape that
In act 4 there are two possible endings
Depending if through act 1 you have been save scumming
If not, you'll return back to square one
Since they all want happiness, but there was none
Even if it may look like that at first glance
No choice will in the end result in romance
And so what remains of this game in essence
Is cliché love story turn into nonsense.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just can't recommend
This game to you
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So you can guess I guess
Still need to finish it. But just saved it for now so I don't lose it.
It was funny at first. But the more I played it, the more I saw it was just a cliché love story turning into nonsense as time progressed.
Still need to finish it. But just saved it for now so I don't lose it.