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Post by grävling on Dec 24, 2011 21:12:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Having had a very bad toxic shock reaction, I was down to 1 physical and 1 mental point. I crawled into the Cyberware boutique, had surgery, and woke up with a much more pleasant 3 and 3.  Sure surprised me. |
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Post by LordofSyn on Dec 24, 2011 23:42:49 GMT -5
quality medical care....
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blackgauntlet
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Post by blackgauntlet on Dec 27, 2011 3:03:33 GMT -5
Reminds me of this...
Queen Elizabeth II, back in 1954, was assessing the hospitals after implementation of medical welfare plans and outpatient nurses in Warlingham Park Hospital, a known psychiatric hospital.
On her surprise visit there, the director quickly offered to bring her on a tour personally. Throughout the trip, Queen E was shown some of the wards for mildly insane patients. Somehow, Queen E knew that the director was too protective and said, "My dear doctor, I oversee the welfare of the entire British empire everyday. I am well-prepared to see for myself how terrible some of the mental conditions these poor children of mine are suffering from."
The director, knowing that he could not really persuade her otherwise, agreed to bring her to the Sexual Addictions Ward.
Upon arrival, they chanced upon a patient with his pants down, vigorously shaking his tellywhacker.
"Dear God!", exclaimed Queen E, "What is happening to this man?"
The director cleared his throat, "Well... this man suffers from a rare physio-psychosomatic disorder. Every few hours, this man would have to pump out his... er... seeds to be able to operate at a cognitive level."
"So, you are saying that, in order to think straight, this man must... do whatever he is doing right now, a few times each day?"
"Yes.", concluded the director.
As they passed the next ward, Queen E saw a pretty young nurse kneeling on the floor and performing fellatio on a patient.
"This is an outrage! What does this man have to warrant such disgraceful degrading of our quality nurses?", accused Queen E.
The director coolly replied, "Same illness, better healthcare."
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Post by LordofSyn on Dec 27, 2011 5:34:57 GMT -5
Amen chummer
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HarryKILLSworth
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Post by HarryKILLSworth on Dec 28, 2011 1:05:07 GMT -5
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