Star Trader's A B Cs

[drspendlove]

A is for Arbiter, upholders of Shalun law.

B is for Blade Dancer, they bleed you for fun.

C is for Cadar, torp torp torp!

D is for De Valtos, don't negotiate with one.

E is for Exo-Scout, take them with you in the wild.

F is for Faen, a family of secrets.

G is for Galtak Freighter, a trader vessel for spice.

H is for Hunna, Indies with a 'tude.

I is for Indies, free but poor.

J is for Javat, I promise they aren't dwarves.

K is for Kjartan, how the heck did he get in here!?

L is for Lances, the weapon of choice.

M is for Moklumnue, pronounce it, I dare you.

N is for Neptune, with the really BIG guns.

O is for Officer, the most trusted of crew.

P is for Pirates, they're after your loot.

Q is for Quartermaster, they're fun to recruit.

R is for Rychart, spies with nice hats.

S is for Shalun, prophet-leader and hero.

T is for Templar, the mighty and few.

U is for Unlocks, some players hate these.

V is for Vengeance, promised by the courts.

W is for Wiki, knowledge given form.

X is for Xeno, the infernal unknown.

Y is for Jyeeta, even though the J isn't silent.

Z is for Zenrin, who will never forget this poem.

[ntsheep]

Too much spice again huh? I'm not sure what offends me more, your choice for D or that you didn't use our great Queen Officer Genious for O or Q.

[drspendlove]

Oh that would've been a great choice for O.