===Transcript (Partial): Mission Debrief===
===Infernus System Rescue: Airlock Access===
=== C O N F I D E N T I A L E Y E S O N L Y===
CO: In previous simulations, our squads usually manage to complete the mission in between 5 and 7 turns. Your primary objective was to disengage the locking mechanisms of the airlock. In fact, you know you are able to go straight into the airlock and overide directly from the lock meaning you can finish the mission in as little as 3 turns. So Major, tell me ... exactly why your squad took over 62 turns to complete this mission?
MP: Sir, remember we were tasked to map the layout of the area to identify if there were any hidden items. Also, we were taking the rookie through this.
CO: That's right, Eric ... the Mad?
MP: Err yes sir. He wanted "Eric the Clinically Insane, Requiring Constant Medication", but it wouldn't fit on the application form. Sir, he's a Berserker sir.
CO: (Sigh) Please go on.
MP: Anyway, Corporal Punishment and I moved forward to disengage the airlock mechanisms, and I sent Pyro and Eric to cover the barack corridors. Over coms, I heard Pyro say to Eric something to the effect of "Hey, on the briefing, did you notice it said 'Eliminate as many xenoforms as possible'? Bet I can kill more than you" Eric's response was some of his usual giggling before moving into the South-West barrack area itself. Pyro moved into the South-East barrack.
CO: And what did you do?
MP: Err, well I asked them both if they could map the area out while they were down there.
CO: You didn't try to stop them? The mission objective was clearly to get through the airlock and into the Command Deck.
MP: Technically, they were right - eliminating as many xenoforms as possible was on the briefing. As luck would have it, Eric found two xeno spawn points, and gleefully ran between both, smashing the xenos with his axe.
CO: He did what? He ran between the two spawn points killing the xeno's that popped up?
MP: Surprisingly, it was rather effective. I haven't seen that many kills from one melee unit since that whole challenge thing that happened a few months ago.
CO: How many kills did Eric and Pyro get?
MP: Well Pyro spent his time changing between the Plasma Rifle and his Storm Fist, and managed to take out 47 Xenos. Eric's unorthadox technique saw him walk away with 104 kills. As we left, we grabbed the sec-cam footage, and here you can see the results of Eric and Pyro. They call this picture 'Paint by Xeno'
CO: (Gasp) 104 Kills! What the hell! Just how experienced is this guy?
MP: He completed his 11th battle with this mission, and is happy with his 25 Prestige points. He wants to get his 50 in less than 10 more battles, and I have to admit, I'm expecting it too.
CO: (Cough) Well Major. I see that you had this under control. Very good ... erm he's secure right? I'd prefer it if he stayed in the barracks between missions and well away from me err I mean the officers here as I can imagine he might be a bit intimidating. Dismissed.