Vraesrial
Exemplar
The absolute God of Hyperdeath, an outlander, and the bad pun king.
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Post by Vraesrial on Apr 15, 2016 8:36:30 GMT -5
XD
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Post by ntsheep on May 17, 2016 13:36:07 GMT -5
ntsheep walked in and sat down at his usual spot at the bar. He tossed out some credits as the bartender put down a bottle of scotch. The man was use to how things went with ntsheep. He had learned to accept things and just go with the flow.
Half a minute passed, ntsheep took a drink.
A minute pass. The bartender stared and then looked away.
One and a half minutes passed. He stared again. His mind starting to ponder that strange sight he was looking at. ntsheep kept drinking. What was going on he thought. He had to ask but knew it was a bad idea,
"Uh,,, I noticed your not wearing your usual hat tonight. Something happen?" said the bartender.
"Took it to the cleaners." replied ntsheep.
The thing on his head moved a bit.
"So where did you get this,,, hat?" asked the bartender.
"Oh this isn't a hat." said ntsheep.
The thing on his head moved some more.
"Yeah I think it just moved, but what is it doing there? I mean why do you have a rabbit on your head?" said the bartender.
"Because I wanted to do something different with my hare for a change."
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Post by slayernz on May 17, 2016 16:03:24 GMT -5
ntsheep I don't know whether to like your post - or chase after it with claws out-stretched ... 
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Post by Lazy Kesselring on May 18, 2016 20:48:10 GMT -5
XD Good pun. Can't beat the king of puns, though, bro.  |
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Post by Lazy Kesselring on May 18, 2016 20:49:08 GMT -5
Sorry! Used me European War RP name! This is Pang!
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Post by Lazy Pang on May 18, 2016 20:50:01 GMT -5
USED IT AGAIN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY HAT!
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Post by ntsheep on May 18, 2016 21:05:09 GMT -5
Looks like your beating yourself Pang. I don't need to lift a hoof. Plus just remember, mess with one sheep and you get the whole flock  |
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Vraesrial
Exemplar
The absolute God of Hyperdeath, an outlander, and the bad pun king.
Posts: 278
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Post by Vraesrial on May 19, 2016 12:50:15 GMT -5
Haha. Pang. Having trouble are we? I'll buy you a new hat if you let me into the Rychart hall of records...(I totally wasn't banned from them a while ago  ) |
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Post by Admiral Pang Salvian on May 20, 2016 8:49:22 GMT -5
...Maybe.  |
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athios
Templar
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Post by athios on May 26, 2016 23:59:30 GMT -5
Captain Zapp turned on his barstool and spotted a familiar face.
“Well well, look what the cat dragged in. I haven't seen you around since the Prince got his last liposuction treatment.”
“Nice to see you as well, Zapp. Still just a captain, I see.” said Athios as he glanced at Zapp's shoulders.
Barely suppressing his chagrin, Zapp ignores the comment and carries on. “Where've you been for the past year, and why are you back?”
“Oh, I've been taking a break from politics and holed myself up on a fringe world where the folks there are really into something called Godville. Anyway, I was in the mood for reminiscing and decided to have another go at building a fleet. Just hired myself a new captain this morning.”
Athios eyes the door and nods at the person striding in. “And her she comes. Zapp, meet Boot-to-Balls Brianna.”
Zapp whistles as Brianna approaches. “Hey, hot stuff. How'd a fine piece of work like you end up with a weird nickname like that?”
“You know, it's funny how people keep asking me that. Here, let me show you.”
<whump>
Zapp falls on his knees, eyes tearing up.
“Any more questions?”
Zapp shakes his head, then collapses on the floor, twitching.
“Not the brightest, is he?”
“Nope.” Athios draws the attention of a nearby Lieutenant. “You might want to page the Doc. Oh, and tell him to bring a pair of prosthetics. Looks like Zapp's may have just passed their expiration date.”
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Post by Zer0Winds on Aug 1, 2016 20:38:07 GMT -5
"This thread seems to of died."
"Well, I haven't done anything due to being a criminal of the syndicate..."
"You aren't anymore?"
"Only during war. Now it's Cadar bearing my wrath."
"What have they done?"
"That doesn't concern you. Meanwhile... this hall is empty..."
"That's because a Songer is here."
"That supposed to mean something?"
"No one wants to be in the same room as a Songer."
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Post by ntsheep on Aug 1, 2016 20:51:46 GMT -5
This thread is never dead. Just the calm before the storm. All are welcomed here no matter what flag you fly.
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Post by Zer0Winds on Aug 1, 2016 21:23:52 GMT -5
The hall started filling back up again... with looks at Zer0... obviously surprised.
"Isn't he a Songer?"
"I think so..."
"Weird, I didn't see a cardboard ship docked anywhere."
"Maybe it burned up in the atmosphere?"
"Isn't he also an enemy of De Valtos?"
"Not anymore from what I hear. Apparently it's Cadar now."
"Cadar?"
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Meanwhile in another part of the hall... two bounty hunters, and an officer stop in front of Zer0.
"Zer0, with crimes of murder, destruction of property and piracy, come with us, or be executed."
"What?! All I did was sell into an embargo! Damn Cadar and your delusions..."
This was before the Solar War, and Spy War.
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Post by ntsheep on Aug 1, 2016 21:33:08 GMT -5
ntsheep yells out,
"Hey you Cadarian ninnies! I've got some hot dogs for you!"
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Post by Zer0Winds on Aug 1, 2016 21:38:50 GMT -5
Zer0 then watches, amused, as they back down... hotdogs are surprisingly affective... Meanwhile...
"What the hell is a hotdog?"
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