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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2014 19:38:58 GMT -5
Hellboy: Sword of Storms and Fruit Ninja. Hellboy makes a side trip to Japan after fighting mayan bat zombies and accidentally picks up a magical sword that causes him to be transported to a spirit world where he is constantly accosted by Fruit of the Loom rejects and has to carve him some fruit salad.
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Post by abysmal on Feb 11, 2014 15:56:42 GMT -5
And this folks is what happens when you have too many hedlozz and not enough NBZitos.
I'd thought what I'd do, was pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes- Catcher in the Rye/G.I.T.S SAC
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Post by tenbsmith on Feb 14, 2014 14:55:52 GMT -5
Not exactly the last of either, but came to mind as amusing.
Dova Kin’s Got Mail. The Dova Kin is transported from Skyrim to 1990’s New York City where quests include wooing the attractive but confused owner of an independent book store and slaying the evil owner of a big-box book store. To level-up the Dova Kin must write witty, heartfelt emails while maintaining amusing yet charming facial expression.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 15:27:08 GMT -5
Cyberknights and The Departed. How appropriate is THAT?
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Post by tenbsmith on Feb 14, 2014 16:55:02 GMT -5
Ha, ha. Right, that one doesn't even need a description.
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Post by forantis on Feb 16, 2014 14:10:39 GMT -5
Galaxy Legend and Frozen..
In a galaxy where all things are cold and the united colonies struggle under the reign of the all powerfull queen of the vast cold of the void, it is up to a select few commanders amongst the growing rebellion to put an end to her kingdom of unnatural cold, and bring warmth once more to the human race. (That actually seems legit.)
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Post by slayernz on Feb 16, 2014 15:02:02 GMT -5
FROZEN is SOOOOO GOOOD! ... It was almost the last movie I saw, but instead it will have to be
Contact and Mass Effect 3.
While working in the SETI program, Dr Ellie Arroway gets a message from deep space that describes some sort of a machine. While constructing the machine, the world discovers that it is in fact a Reaper, which becomes self-aware and attempts to take over this corner of the galaxy.
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Post by torvus on Feb 16, 2014 18:36:50 GMT -5
Aion:Ghost Protocol
The faction of Aion unite as the world turns on MMORPG's and blam them for the fall of the games market. On-line gaming is crushed. Your mission. . . Should you chose to accept it . . .is to unite the few gamers left and lead them to quest through a dozen mmo's to find the clues to save the industry. You have to reveal the hidden DRM, prove the secrets behind always on.... even in single player. ..you will take on the might of the AAA and bring it devious plots to light. You will bring a new eara to gaming, the indies shall rise and cyberknights will become the new free to play hit MMO of all time
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Post by floop4ever on Feb 16, 2014 19:58:38 GMT -5
Bad Grandpa: God of War
The bad grandpa has decided his next journey in life is to take on the God of War in hopes to find Venus the God of Love just so he could finally get some now that his wife died. But he has to fight pass Kronos and the others before he can reach the Holy Grail of all experiences.
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Post by mandomaniac on Feb 18, 2014 22:57:47 GMT -5
The Hobbit: Fall of Cybertron
as cybertron slowly decays an ancient prophecy reminds the old wizardbot Gandalf Prime of a massive energon store guarded by the massive deceptigon Smaugotron, Gandalf gathers a small company of dwarfobots to reclaim the fortress and energon that once belonged to them aidded by the hobbicon Bilbo whom Gandalf hired to as the company's theif they set out on a quest of honor, glory, and energon
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2014 0:20:30 GMT -5
The Hobbit: Fall of Cybertron as cybertron slowly decays an ancient prophecy reminds the old wizardbot Gandalf Prime of a massive energon store guarded by the massive deceptigon Smaugotron, Gandalf gathers a small company of dwarfobots to reclaim the fortress and energon that once belonged to them aidded by the hobbicon Bilbo whom Gandalf hired to as the company's theif they set out on a quest of honor, glory, and energon  |
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Post by mataeus on Feb 27, 2014 17:40:11 GMT -5
Borderlands 2 & Man of Steel.
Kal-El arrives on Pandora to take down General Zod whilst dual-weilding a BadASSitude Corrosive Spitter and MundFicker of Brainmelt+1.
However, he begins to doubt his own strength when watching a hologram of his father, Dur-El, being taken out by a Loot Midget while searching for the last born son on Krypton: Jimmy Jenkins.
Shit, that could just be the plot of Borderlands and you wouldn't know the difference ;-)
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Post by AA on May 25, 2016 22:27:10 GMT -5
Does it have to be a movie? If you count shows... Then my combo is Battleforce and Family guy... I... I don't even want to think about what that would be!
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Post by slayernz on May 25, 2016 22:51:22 GMT -5
C'mon AA, surely you would have seen a movie in the last few months  My update would be Diablo 3 and Blade 3. Trilogies run deep. Blade continues his quest to exterminate all vampires, and discovers a plot to release the terrors of hell upon our fair world. He finds newer and better gear as he dispatches the demon spawn, but the movie runs for weeks and months rather than hours because Blade ends up farming and grinding in order to get some of the gear he will need to complete the movie. |
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Post by En1gma on May 25, 2016 22:55:57 GMT -5
Black Ops 3 and Nightmare on Elm Street 4.
Horrible combination...
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