Cadar, Cadar, why have you forsaken me?

[Tenebrous Pirate]

Oh great belligerent and abusive Syndicate that I love so dearly, why do you do this to me?

Is it because I made my pirate De Valtos this time? I just wanted to change things up a little.

I planned to stay true to you and your taking no prisoners, shove them out the airlocks, blast royal house scum out of the sky ways! I still earned my way up to Holy Executioner with you!

Why then? Why?

Why am I all the way back down to rank 5 with you? I was only blowing up the ships of stupid royal houses, mainly those pathetic Steel Song losers. Why were you their allies?

Why are you currently allied with ALL THREE royal houses?!?!? Why are you doing this to me??? You are breaking my heart...

I don't know if I can go on with life, trying to maintain the threadbare shreds of my military rank with you by not pillaging any of their ships or assasinating their captains.

I mean, it would just be so expensive to buy the rank back! And I am so poor, with only a meager 7 million and some odd credits on hand, and 20 fully upgraded ships in drydock...

Please, try and understand. Don't you care about my feelings?

[Cory Trese]

Awesome post =)

Probably delivered from a pulpit at the Cadar Torpedo Palace =)

[kuzkula]

To whom it may concern,

We've received your complaint letter at our corporate office and human resource center. The following is a spoken response by a higher ranking officer of the glorious Syndicate Cadar:

Look, sir or madam. The fullest extent of the Shalun law will be utilized for any heinous crimes committed to anyone of Cadar affiliation or alliance. You claim to follow under the mantra of Cadar, but as you narrowly avoid destruction from our hunters and patrols, I receive reports that you, sir, fly the flag of the De Valtos. Not only do you live a double standard, but you operate as a pirate in our quadrant. This is unacceptable and punishable by death. To be brunt, pirate, you're either with us under the banner of the glorious Cadar Syndication, or very, very against us and will be eradicated.

So help me, if I personally come across you in my quadrant, I will tear you to shreds from the dark recesses. You will hardly have time to blink before a rip in your hull sucks you and your scum crewmembers out into the cold, deep, infinite coffin. Learn to embrace death, pirate. It will come quick.

Cadar Syndication
Holy Executioner Rakkim

[kuzkula]

Yknow... I didnt work TOO hard on this, but some feedback would be nice.

[Tenebrous Pirate]

Sorry. In 566.28AE, at the ripe level of 69 on impossible difficulty, this captain, one Captain Morgan, decided to try boarding actions again to ease the boredom of his centuries long career. This didn't work so well for him. His head is currently mounted on a pike in front of the Palace on Xeen Prime. >.<

[sebastian]

lol, nice posts guys.

[Cory Trese]

nearly 5 centuries in space? he was probably happy to have finally found a way to die with honor.

[gearheadwhat]

Wow. I wish I could make it half that long... I rarely make it past a century and rare past level 15 on challenging and demanding... I bow before your head on a pike... It probably could still captain a ship better than me