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Post by slayernz on Sept 15, 2014 21:05:04 GMT -5
It's your fault for staring so closely at the cat's paw. If your face wasn't in clawing distance, you wouldn't have been scratched  Cats are loyal too ... or is that royal. I forget. I just know that so long as you worship them, take care of their every need, and put partner and family second to the feline master, then they will consider keeping your company. |
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Post by crackshotcerberus on Sept 15, 2014 21:07:58 GMT -5
I WAS sleeping when I felt the claws. Though I still like the feral cats near the house.
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Post by LordofSyn on Sept 16, 2014 4:19:59 GMT -5
When you think about it, all cats think they are immortal and therefore some sort of deity. When they are kittens, they go through their standard trials and tribulations and more often than not die as a result. Good news though - they have 9 lives, so boop, they are restored to full health. They have another couple of mishaps and each time boop, restore! Pretty soon, the cat is going "Heey, I'm invincible. Ain't nothing gonna take me out". Then "Invincible cats are better than mortals. I must be superior" Then "I'm a superior being - gods are superior beings. I must be a god" Then "Schrodinger got it right - I'm both alive and dead at the same time! This god thing is awesome!"  ^^ best post 3var! |
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Post by ntsheep on Jul 17, 2019 18:47:24 GMT -5
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Post by edmanthunder on Jul 20, 2019 12:28:16 GMT -5
Holy hand granadas Batman did planet of the apes mash up with terminator skynet? The musk must be insane!! We cant make that future!!!  |
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Post by LordofSyn on Jul 23, 2019 15:49:10 GMT -5
I am glad someone made the N.I.M.H reference. I am sure it goes deeper.
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 6, 2021 18:16:17 GMT -5
guys it getting weirder
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Post by resistor on Feb 8, 2021 0:04:42 GMT -5
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 8, 2021 16:05:07 GMT -5
resistor, kinda scary and sad at the same time. Seems some idiot forgot history and hit the repeat button. This happened a long time ago with the coal miners. The song '16 tons' is pretty accurate and sad once you learn a bit of history. The original meaning of 'redneck' is very far from what it is today. If I remember correctly also, during the construction of the Hoover Dam, several of the companies involved were allowed to have their own little cities and govern them how they wanted.
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 14, 2021 9:49:06 GMT -5
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