Post by hillm1234 on Jul 28, 2011 9:45:34 GMT -5
Captain Crunch of the Tempus Fugit is an insane but peace-loving Steel Song merchant. The Captain was recently enjoying a short haul to help out the clothes-less women of Salveria, when he encountered a RIGHTEOUS SPACE HULK.
Unfamiliar with this monstrosity, he promptly soiled his pants and took evasive action, leaving the abomination in his space-wake.
Now, with time to reflect (and clean the "spice" stains from the seat of his pants), the Captain wonders if he should have taken a more aggressive approach.
Is this some sort of alien technology or could the Captain be tooling around in an 800 Cargo Hold super "Merchant" ship?
Are there untold rewards for taking down the RIGHTEOUS SPACE HULK?
The Captain resolves that next time... should there be a next time... staying true to his merchant beliefs, he will attempt to trade torpedoes and barter energy pulses with this goliath.
Unfamiliar with this monstrosity, he promptly soiled his pants and took evasive action, leaving the abomination in his space-wake.
Now, with time to reflect (and clean the "spice" stains from the seat of his pants), the Captain wonders if he should have taken a more aggressive approach.
Is this some sort of alien technology or could the Captain be tooling around in an 800 Cargo Hold super "Merchant" ship?
Are there untold rewards for taking down the RIGHTEOUS SPACE HULK?
The Captain resolves that next time... should there be a next time... staying true to his merchant beliefs, he will attempt to trade torpedoes and barter energy pulses with this goliath.
