We Need City of the Dead Tourism Slogans
Nov 1, 2014 15:37:25 GMT -5
Cory Trese, captain nemo, and 1 more like this
Post by vdx on Nov 1, 2014 15:37:25 GMT -5
As I wait for EP 3 to get released..... any day now..... I thought I try to come up with a tourism slogan for the City of Dead. Apparently, the City is having trouble attracting respectiable residents. Too many thieves, cultist, and crazy lunatics with a god complex have settled here. Sure, the roaming dead may detour new residents, but with the right slogan, the City of Dead can be the vacation destination of the Underdeep. Note: I have no idea what is going to be in EP 3 or the City of the Dead so there's no plot hints below. It's all just random.
1) City of the Dead: Everyone is dying to get here.
2) Party like your already dead.
3) Where ancient relics are waiting to enthrall you.
4) Where everyone is invited for dinner.
5) War Trolls just want to be loved.
6) It will be the last, great thing you ever see.
7) Every party gets a dozen free flat bows.
8) Heroes boldly go where Children fear to go.
9) All loot is tax free.
10) Our mayor is a god.
Clearly, I'm bad at this, so someone out there has to have the perfect slogan ..... Fire away.
1) City of the Dead: Everyone is dying to get here.
2) Party like your already dead.
3) Where ancient relics are waiting to enthrall you.
4) Where everyone is invited for dinner.
5) War Trolls just want to be loved.
6) It will be the last, great thing you ever see.
7) Every party gets a dozen free flat bows.
8) Heroes boldly go where Children fear to go.
9) All loot is tax free.
10) Our mayor is a god.
Clearly, I'm bad at this, so someone out there has to have the perfect slogan ..... Fire away.
