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Post by Cory Trese on Nov 3, 2014 10:20:26 GMT -5
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Post by AA on Nov 3, 2014 16:06:20 GMT -5
New update!  post 150! |
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Post by Officer Genious on Nov 3, 2014 18:03:40 GMT -5
New update! post 150! Got excited, heart broken.  (thought you meant on Amazon) |
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Post by AA on Nov 3, 2014 19:12:12 GMT -5
Sorry |
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Post by Brutus Aurelius on Nov 3, 2014 21:08:25 GMT -5
As you have probably heard AA , Amazon is slow to post new updates. We Amazonians often alert each other as to the arrival of updates. We also preform our ceremonial Rain Dance to bring forth the rains of new data. |
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Post by AA on Nov 3, 2014 22:37:59 GMT -5
Yeah it is slow i know because i use it
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Post by ntsheep on Nov 3, 2014 22:45:13 GMT -5
Poor Queen Officer Genious takes the slow updates the hardest it seems. She even went so far to come up with this master attack plan against them, YES! We'll break into Amazon headquaters, flip over laserbeams guarding the solid-gold computer holding Trese Brother updates, plug in via prototype wristwatch tech and download the data, which will suspiciously have no firewalls to stop us. Then an alarm that apparently doesn't go off until we're done downloading data will go off; we'll run through the building dodging machinegun-and-rocket-toting Amazon employees (still wearing khakis and button-down shirts, of course) and sharks wih frickin' laserbeams will open fire from a giant aquarium wall in the lobby. Then someone (probably ntsheep) will bash into the wall with a tank and we'll jump on the outside of the tank while flying through traffic (of course the tank has been fitted with the engine of a Porsche) and dodging police vehicles, roadstrips, ninjas with tank-piercing shirukin and mall cops on Segways (did I mention we STOLE the Porsche engine? Yeah.). Then the army and national guard get involved (erm, the tank isn't ours either) and we'll scream something like "FREE TRESE BROS' UPDATES!", make several exceedingly unlikely jumps into a helicopter driven by Captain Kitty, aka slayernz after setting our tank to cruise control (of course this tank has one??) so it keeps driving and makes a massive (but harmless) explosion to cover our tracks. Then we land in the middle of a desert with a secret base (which is somehow not far from headquaters, but will never be found) and upload the data so it magically appears on every device that has Trese Bro games wihout them even connecting to the internet. And then we'll have a group victory pose, roll the credits to an ancient rock and roll song with some extra badasss takes, have a dance party at the end for no particular reason and make book/tv/soundtrack/toy/badly-made videogame deals while planning for a bigger, crazier and sexier sequel with no logical storyline but EXPLOSIONS GALORE! And we will be rich. Which was the point, right? ... Right? I still giggle my butt off reading it  |
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Post by AA on Nov 3, 2014 22:50:46 GMT -5
Me too |
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Post by slayernz on Nov 3, 2014 23:39:33 GMT -5
Ya know ... for a teeeeeeny bit of money, you could just buy the game on the Google Play store and never have to worry about Amazon again  Yeah I know, if you're on a Kindle, it's a bit more of a challenge, but as the mouse said to his mistress, the elephant, nothing's easy. |
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Post by AA on Nov 4, 2014 0:46:35 GMT -5
Do you know how much it would cost to do that? You might as well buy the game for everyone and wait for the update ntsheep |
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Post by Jacob on Nov 4, 2014 17:49:55 GMT -5
For ze Queen, I might even get some calming (semi-)legal substances for a discount.
As silkroad is down, I thought about using Cloud Nine... Let me see what a gram costs.
Sent from my rooted Falcon -- I want "Cerberus: By Hatred Born" back!! ASAP.
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Post by Jacob on Nov 4, 2014 17:54:46 GMT -5
On a personal note, and for all the TOR-Users (Might not be much, but still)...
Freedom Hosting II is up.
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Sent from my rooted Falcon -- I want "Cerberus: By Hatred Born" back!! ASAP.
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post 150!
(thought you meant on Amazon)
