Post by redartrats on Jun 22, 2016 19:12:00 GMT -5
Hmmm. The Pink Polka-dot Designer Hull Exterior Paint Job Upgrade: coats the exterior of your hull with highly-reflective nano-paint with an attractive pink polka-dot pattern.
- Increased ship signature (it reflects all sorts of signals like a beacon saying "shoot me")
- Increased chances of hostile encounters (they all hate you when they see you)
- Increased chances of Alien encounters (the nano-paint is derived from illegal Narv chemical warfare tech)
- Chance of spontaneous morale loss in deep space (your crew can't stand the shame)
- Penalty to all landing operations (the nano-paint interferes with the ship's navigational equipment and makes engines behave erratically)
- Increased fuel consumption in deep space (the Narv tech in the paint causes energy leakage)
- Lower contract prices (nobody takes you seriously)
- Higher buying prices and lower selling prices at the exchange (nobody takes you seriously)
- Increased chances of ice collection accidents (crew get distracted by the utterly ugly ship exterior and make slip-ups)
- Slight penalty to engine efficiency (the nano-paint off-gasses Narv chemical warfare agents that poison the core reactor in your engines)
- Decreased chances of officers being available for hire (nobody wants to work for you)
- Reduced number of recruitable crew in spice hall (nobody wants to work for you)
- Increased prices of hiring officers (nobody wants to work for you unless the price is high enough)
- Reduces officer bonuses by 15% (they are too ashamed to work efficiently)
- Halves all reputation gains (nobody wants to be associated with you)
- Doubles all reputation losses (the faster they dissociate themselves from you, the better they feel)
- Doubles the negative effects of carrying Artifacts in deep space (bad interaction of paint with narv tech)
- Reduces armor and hull by 15% (the paint weakens your hull as a side-effect)
- Decreases torp/guns accuracy (the narv tech in the paint interferes with targeting systems and projectile trajectory as they leave the ship)
- Increased prices of all repairs/upgrades at star dock (the mechanics see you as totally naïve and easy to swindle, plus they are too ashamed to work on the ship)
Sounds like a completely raw deal, but there is ONE advantage:
- Increased resistance to boarding (nobody wants to board you!!!!)