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Post by wascalwywabbit on Jul 31, 2016 6:55:37 GMT -5
Did you hear they sent a duck to the moon?
It was a LOONar lander.
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Sept 27, 2016 18:13:44 GMT -5
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The first one orders one beer, the second a half of one, the third a quarter, the fourth an eighth. At this point the bar keep places two beers on the counter and says you guys should know your limits...  |
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Post by Cory Trese on Sept 27, 2016 18:20:20 GMT -5
Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
Her: *softly* holy shit
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Post by Cory Trese on Sept 27, 2016 18:20:28 GMT -5
Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a kiss or what?
Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir.
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Post by Cory Trese on Sept 27, 2016 18:20:36 GMT -5
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Post by Cory Trese on Sept 27, 2016 18:20:43 GMT -5
My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
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Post by Cory Trese on Sept 27, 2016 18:20:54 GMT -5
Calm down Mr. yelling museum guy. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Sept 27, 2016 18:27:33 GMT -5
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31.
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Sept 28, 2016 0:52:51 GMT -5
Three camels walking in a column. First says:
Desert in front of me, camel behind me.
Second says:
Camel in front of me, camel behind me.
Third says:
Camel in front of me, camel behind me.
Why is that?
The third one is a liar!
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Post by fallen on Sept 28, 2016 9:13:33 GMT -5
Calm down Mr. yelling museum guy. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton. Lol - the winner. |
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Oct 11, 2016 14:25:06 GMT -5
Why does Cerberus sit on Hades head when commanded "sit"?
Because he's his hell mutt. :-p
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Post by ntsheep on Oct 11, 2016 15:40:41 GMT -5
That's a baaaaad joke alright you silly rabbit.
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Oct 12, 2016 5:33:45 GMT -5
This guy paid a great deal for making bad jokes  |
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Post by resistor on Oct 26, 2016 3:13:16 GMT -5
What do lawyers wear? Lawsuits. |
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Post by capthawk on Oct 26, 2016 11:09:10 GMT -5
Templar Battle Force humor.
Why did Nyra tuck the baby Hydra into bed?
Because he was a good Knight!
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