Bad jokes

[wascalwywabbit]

Nov 1, 2016 12:50:57 GMT -5 Officer Genious said:

I... I have no words for this thread.

Liar... reread your own words and feel shame. Put yourself in a corner... go on...









If you truly had no words you'd be giving a stump(ed) speech... Something we can hope all politicians will achieve one day!

[mandomaniac]

Since we have mentioned politics let's examine that word... poli-tics, poly meaning many and tics which are bloodsucking insects... So politics means a large group of bloodsucking insects, yeah I see the resemblance

[Vraesrial]

I know, right. I always liked the Resemb=Lance. It's the best lance

[wascalwywabbit]

Did you know Noah was an ark-mage?







Side bit of trivia: 7 (or 7 pairs) perfect of each animal went on the ark, they entered 2 by 2 according to the text, but 7 of each went on.

Edit: Just looked it up again, 7 pairs of 'clean' animals, and pair of 'unclean'. Sounds like the animals they couldn't eat got the genetic shaft... :-p

[mandomaniac]

More likely only 1 pair of each animal survived the trip... Six pairs of clean animals became roast beast, a feast they couldn't stand in the least xD

[poryg]

Did you know that Jesus was a hippie?
He never worked, had long hair and mouth filled with love.

[Vraesrial]

Same could be said about the Scooby do gang. They were a bunch of teenagers who went around in a hippie van seeing ghosts, had a "talking dog", and shaggy ate dog treats:/

[wascalwywabbit]

Nov 4, 2016 10:47:09 GMT -5 Vraesrial said:

Same could be said about the Scooby do gang. They were a bunch of teenagers who went around in a hippie van seeing ghosts, had a "talking dog", and shaggy ate dog treats:/

Nope, Scooby was my family, Fred looked like my bro, Shaggy looked like my other bro, also a track star before blowing out his knees. Daphne and Velma were my two sisters... which leaves me, Rut Roh, Raggy - RI'm a Roggy...

[wascalwywabbit]

Nov 4, 2016 6:39:38 GMT -5 poryg said:

Did you know that Jesus was a hippie?
He never worked, had long hair and mouth filled with love.

Yes, but Jesus twas not recorded as being known as a promiscuous druggy. So there's a bit of diff. Water to wine excepting... I prefer his first miracle by the Muslims account though: defending his mom's innocence and virtue whilst still a babe (before speech was expected).

As for work, besides 3.5 years preaching, nothing is known of work by the common account, though carpentry is assumed by many.

[ntsheep]

Hey wascalwywabbit I'm a long haired hippie and I never done drugs or had sex. Don't stereo type us.

[wascalwywabbit]

Nov 4, 2016 19:59:03 GMT -5 ntsheep said:

Hey wascalwywabbit I'm a long haired hippie and I never done drugs or had sex. Don't stereo type us.

Known for is not equal to universally assumed.

Yes, not all hippies are the maligned druggies and sex fiends. Although the latter... Well you know yourself better than I.

[ntsheep]

Well now you know some facts about me wascalwywabbit I probably even as a sheep couldn't lose my virginity in Scotland

[wascalwywabbit]

Nov 4, 2016 20:39:59 GMT -5 ntsheep said:

Well now you know some facts about me wascalwywabbit I probably even as a sheep couldn't lose my virginity in Scotland

Yup, I now know you self identify as a hippie. :-p

Sorry, that didn't come through when you said you were crystal not metal; I should have caught that then ... or would that be new age..?

Regardless if you're not a sexy sheep, not even to the Scotts, you are a well loved sheep here. - respect.

[poryg]

I can't lose my virginity in Czech, which is one of the reasons why I want to get outta there

[ntsheep]

When I started letting my hair grow long, my friends started saying I was a hippie. I've been called all sorts of things, like Jesus, caveman, sasquatch. The list goes on and on.

And now for a bad joke written in invisible ink,