capthawk
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Post by capthawk on Feb 17, 2017 6:58:21 GMT -5
I had a bad joke once. Tried my best no to spread it... That's col man. You are ill, just sick humor. Dis-ease what I'm talking about! |
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Post by poryg on Feb 20, 2017 6:07:10 GMT -5
From auto-moto:
According to the statistics 6% of the overall accidents are caused by drunken drivers. That means that 94% of them are caused by sober ones...
When will those sober freaks disappear from our roads?
Help us eliminate onroad deaths. Drive on pavements!
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capthawk
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Post by capthawk on Feb 20, 2017 10:30:53 GMT -5
SObering statistic. I'm drunk on knowledge. Tipsy with possibilities. Be-er friend, drive her home/.
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 20, 2017 16:47:22 GMT -5
From auto-moto: According to the statistics 6% of the overall accidents are caused by drunken drivers. That means that 94% of them are caused by sober ones... When will those sober freaks disappear from our roads? Help us eliminate onroad deaths. Drive on pavements! Reminds of the classic motorcycle joke among non Harley riders, 98% percent of Harleys ever made are still on the road, the other 2% made it home. |
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Post by amongstshadows on Feb 21, 2017 1:50:37 GMT -5
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens weren't invented yet
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capthawk
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Post by capthawk on Feb 21, 2017 5:38:08 GMT -5
Why do sheep suck at unravelling conspiracy theories? The wool is always in their eyes.
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Post by resistor on Apr 8, 2017 14:20:24 GMT -5
Why did the fencing instructor stab one of his students during a lesson? To demonstrate his point!
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Post by poryg on Apr 13, 2017 0:31:19 GMT -5
Profanity alert:
I don't give a fuck. I'm a virgin.
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Bad jokes
Apr 14, 2017 1:02:12 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by amongstshadows on Apr 14, 2017 1:02:12 GMT -5
Yo momma jokes count as bad jokes, right?
Yo momma like a shotgun; one cock and she blows
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Apr 14, 2017 2:52:37 GMT -5
Yo momma jokes count as bad jokes, right? Yo momma like a shotgun; one cock and she blows You're talking about roosters and bubbles, right... No, dont tell me ... Serously. Funny, but shameful... I'm conflicted. Oh pc culture, you've seemingly irreparably changed comedy... Where do we go from here, hopefully a better place - Don Rickles RIP. |
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