Torpedos! WTH??

[kalwren42]

So I'm running a mission to drop some folks off on a planet.

I get stopped 3 times and torpedo'd 5 times.

It blasted my little ship really hard and it annoyed me.

And then it was out of my mouth before I even realized that I'd said it.. "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

I had 5 crew left, out of 40 something!

Lol.

This game is like digital crack. I love playing it.

[Cory Trese]

I bet it was Cadar. By the Maker, I hate Cadar warships.

Sometimes I go in and remove them from the game. Later I repent and put them back in.

The cycle continues.

[darkmonk]

I'm telling you, these denouncements of the Cadar are very unbecoming to those of us flying Cadar warships. It makes us feel a little trigger-happy with our torpedoes, if you get the drift. Why is it our fault if your crew are poking your tongues out against the glass as we swiftly glide by, and some of our pilots have some anger issues?

[Cory Trese]

it is like you say "hello, how are you" using hunter killer torpedoes.

Cadar tradition, I suppose =)


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"Sir, our scanners detect a ship."

"Open fire."

"It may have contraband on board!"

"Open fire more."

[dickythreesticks]

As you well know, all Cadar Warships are made of Trandeorean Cedar, which they venerate.

Studies have recently shown that Trandeorean Cedar Resin is a very powerful Stimulant, and prolonged exposure to untreated Cedar can decrease the size of a captain's... restraint.

Which causes premature torpedo discharge.

[Cory Trese]

best faction specific morale boosting upgrade ever -- Trandeorean Cedar Deck Planking =)

[slayernz]

Actually, I fly for the good folk at Cadar Airways and was encouraged by the local prince to, cough, use hollow-point torps as they are more humane. Also, I don't use torps in anger. They are only for use when your opponent is somewhere he/she shouldn't be - like in front of you or behind you or ... well inside your personal space.

[Cory Trese]

AKA, on the battle screen? 100KM?

[oldalchemist]

Sometimes, if somebody is outside of that range, but could cross into it, you've got to catch up to them to explain about that sphere of privacy, but of course, that means that they're inside the zone and it's much simpler to let the torps do the talking because they don't get embarrassed about it.

[ryan]

Well, my Cadar pilot REALLY tries hard to tell EVERYONE he see's about his personal space... right before blowing them out of the galaxy

[absimiliard]

As a, often, Cadarian captain I just have to say this.

I'm a very friendly and outgoing person. I like to say "Hi!" to almost everyone I swing by while in deep space. I view this as one the requirements of civilized space, honest and friendly discourse is what separates us from the savages.

Is it my fault that none of the other ships broadcast on a frequency I can recieve thus forcing me to deliver my cheery "Hello There!" via H-K missile?

(For those who wonder why I typically shoot off multiple missiles at a passing ship I have a very simple answer, "As it's universally understood I always communicate in Morse Code using misses for dots and explosive hits for dashes, tres simple ne c'est pas?")

Swing by my ship while we're both in orbit and I'll be happy to explain it to you, in Morse Code of course . . .. .

-Abs Cadar

[void10111]

freakin Cadars...

[bnoury]

Personally, when I play Cadar, I like to use torpedos as my prelimanary scan of the vessel. It's hard to hide contraband when you hull is venting into space...

[k0rd]

sure is cadark in here

[Tenebrous Pirate]

Whats wrong with us Cadars?