taatuu25
Exemplar
I'm back. (for now)
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Post by taatuu25 on Jun 29, 2013 3:49:31 GMT -5
You shoot the nearby moon in such a way that the debris hits the opposing ship..
Or the damage shown is damage to your huge ego after not destroying the enemy ship fast enough.
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rsgong
Hero
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Post by rsgong on Jun 29, 2013 6:27:49 GMT -5
Buy the Slayernz Cruiser. Guaranteed to completely destroy your enemies solar sails and wound the enemy captain. Unmatched precision. Awe your allies with the unmatched damage done in one salvo.  |
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Post by Dwings on Sept 18, 2013 15:06:38 GMT -5
Wow this is a first good job captin Badass
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prideofcadar
Curator
Find my pilot Harmony at the nearest Starport- or her ships, the Wings of Liberty. No Privateering.
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Post by prideofcadar on Sept 20, 2013 5:23:21 GMT -5
You see that overkill? That is the unique ability of a Cadari crew. A Cadari ship does not need a large array of powerful weapons to utterly decimate its opponent.
This is because a Cadar gun crew is the most awesome military force that the Quadrant has ever seen. The average Cadari crew member is trained to take the electrons off a Hydrogen atom a light year away with his gun. The Cadari gun crew are able to destroy their opponents' captain without ruining the ship itself or its crew... or even hitting the ship. As seen above, Cadar gun crews have no trouble at all dealing over 9000 damage to the captain without damaging the ship significantly. The captain was completely obliterated in one devastatingly accurate volley of cannon fire- so much so that when the damage cameras were reviewed they could only rate the damage done to the captain at well over 1000.
Cadar NEVER misses. Such is the might of the Cadar Navy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2013 18:27:57 GMT -5
Now I have a Slayernz cruiser... HO HO HO.
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Post by Jacob on Sept 21, 2013 5:28:50 GMT -5
dayan... 'Gulp' Where did you get it? I'm Max Mercer, more Metal than Man. //Sig=!CK-1337 --Bugreport/Catlog ID
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 6:30:31 GMT -5
First page. Been looking for one for a while.
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Electric
Curator
Angering Cadar with my transactions in House Thulun.
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Post by Electric on Dec 16, 2013 19:00:51 GMT -5
I think Cadar brands me as a terrorist so captains like Slayernz have people to shoot at and when they do, they can say "Well... you see... this merchant was a TERRORIST!!! Case closed..."
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Post by rabidbite on Dec 21, 2013 12:26:06 GMT -5
The Carrot Stick is a Slayernz type cruiser. It's his favorite ship. Wait no ... correction... its his favorite HUMAN ship.  rabid |
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Post by slayernz on Dec 23, 2013 5:52:39 GMT -5
I ... Will ... get ... one ...
BUT I just can't bring myself to be nice enough to steel song so they let me into their star dock
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Post by contributor on Dec 23, 2013 10:26:47 GMT -5
Brother Dervin had 3 or 4 of them and started passing them up cause he just didn't know what to do with another one. He also had 4 Carnifex.
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maurizi0
Consul
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Post by maurizi0 on Dec 28, 2013 15:53:44 GMT -5
You shoot the nearby moon in such a way that the debris hits the opposing ship.. Or the damage shown is damage to your huge ego after not destroying the enemy ship fast enough. Brings new meaning to the phrase 'shot the moon' possibly a very literal cadarian that one haha. Could see some aliens nesting in the barrels - "captain, sensors indicate 20 dead lifeforms after the barrage" "Very good ensign, let's show them the cadarian way!" Meanwhile the other captain seems confused after witnessing a large amount of reptilian confetti blown out of the enemy gun barrels... |
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adam
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The feared Captain Curtis Welch.... Who was killed by a Steel Song merchant...
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Post by adam on Jan 26, 2014 21:15:14 GMT -5
"Sir, the weapon is primed, and will fire four seconds after the it is engaged".
"Fire the warning shot!"
Adams hit the button and counted off the timer "Four ... Three ... Two ... One ..."
"... Hey, what's that Templar Pirate ship doing on Long Range Sensors ..."
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Dear lord, it is right in front of you! Can you not tell it was there trying to attack you from the start? You Cadar need to learn how to make glasses like the rest of the galaxy!
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