Conversations overheard in the DV Prime Spice Hall

[ntsheep]

The following was overheard on DV Prime. Post anything you have heard there or elsewhere




"So what's the ship status?"

"We have all the water\fuel we need for the trip Captain, but we need to talk about the weapons."

"Have the eggs hatched yet?"

"Yes, but we only have one tor,,,"

"Good, feed them the nano seeds."

"Yes Sir, but we need to see about getting some torps."

"What about the bacteria, how is it growing?"

"Fine sir but we need some weapons."

"Sarah has found us a good deal on kitchen sinks."

"Sinks Sir?"

"Yeah, we haven't fired those yet. We've shot everything but the kitchen sink!"

"Sir there are reports of alien attacks where were going next. We should get some more torps."

"We'll be ok, just need one."

"What are we going to do with just one torp!?"

"Standard Cadar greeting."

[ntsheep]

"So your ship is fast?"

"It outruns Steel Song torps."

"Snails can outrun Steel Song torps!!!"

"My ship has had several modifications that make it faster than any other ship around. It has a 5 speed transmission, 2 forward, 3 reverse. I like to know I can get out of trouble quicker than I got into it."

"You must be joking?!"

"Do I look like I'm joking?"

"I'm not sure? What's with that stupid grin?"

"Life's been good to me."


BTW: Others can post to this thread. Don't be shy. I meant for this to be a way for us all to have some fun. Please join me in posting. I would love to hear Cory or Fallen post something. They create such neat backgrounds to their games I am sure they can write some funny dialog.

[ntsheep]

"Mk X Mecha Pidgeons!"

"Yep. In addition to the poo that eats armor, they now fire exploding eggs."

"Can't the Templars do something about him?"

"They won't"

"Why not?"

"Their on a protein diet right now. All they're eating is eggs."

[Jacob]

As of now, it's pretty good.

Sent from my broken HTC Desire C using proboards. Anyone's got a fan?

[adam]

"Steel Song is attacking?"

"Yes they are, Cadar is also joining them."

"Hah! Cadar cannot shoot for nothing!"

"But them torps though... They obliterate everything!"

"Really? They shot my ship with one. They took one engine."

"That was the Cadar warning shot. And what happened to 'Cannot shoot for nothing'?"

"I'm drunk must've thought you was talking about Thulun."

"But clearly you stated CADAR!"

" I am drunk. *the spacer rides Alone in a ship and gets shot down by the Thulun*"

"Apparently Thulun can ONLY shoot those who insults them?"

[ntsheep]

"I don't believe it!"

"I'm telling you its true!"

"There's no way he could have done it."

"Go to the records hall and check yourself."

"BUT HOW DID HE DO IT! All those defense batteries, all the ships in orbit and they couldn't stop him!"

"This is what happens when he finds old cases of Crystal Pepsi. He gets crazier than Zenga aliens during breeding season and goes off and on these raids."

"I wish I could have seen in person, Cadar military academy covered in toilet paper and mini wienies!?"

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Jan 31, 2014 9:47:22 GMT -5 ntsheep said:

"I don't believe it!"

"I'm telling you its true!"

"There's now way he could have done it."

"Go to the records hall and check yourself."

"BUT HOW DID HE DO IT! All those defense batteries, all the ships in orbit and they couldn't stop him!"

"This is what happens when he finds old cases of Crystal Pepsi. He gets crazier than Zenga aliens during breeding season and goes off and on these raids."

"I wish I could have seen in person, Cadar military academy covered in toilet paper and mini wienies!?"

[ntsheep]

dayan, THAT IS AWESOME!!! +1

[ntsheep]

"What's wrong with you? Your looking pretty baaaaad."

"Sheep jokes will not make things better right now because it is bad."

"Oh? How so?"

"Well I haven't seen my nemesis Lesleyr in a while. Perhaps that last load of chocolate I shot at her she overdosed on. Plus my sister is back in the quadrant so slayernz and torvus will start fighting over her and that can get tricky. Last time I ended up in a bunny suit and had to use the last of my smoke toads to escape. It will be a few weeks till I can get some more,,,,"

Ntsheep looks up from his drink to realize the bartender and most of the patrons left to go after floop. He smiles a wicked grin,

"This could be fun!"

[ntsheep]

As they hide under the table two remaining people speek in a whisper to each other,

“What do we do?”

“Lets call security. They'll get the military.”

“No they won't, that's Ntsheep! He's got a level 24 clearance. They can't touch him.”

“Doesn't he still have that bounty on him from Cadar Command. They have a war ship in dock right now and I hear they're still pissed off about those mini wienies.”

“Yeah and there are also five Steel Song ships that will protect him because of that.”

“Ohhhh five SS pieces of shit against a Cadar battle cruiser. I wonder who will win that fight dumb ass!”

“I would.”

They both turn and look to see Ntsheep standing over them with two bottles of vudka.

“Have a drink boys.”

They both scream like girls and faint. Ntsheep looks at the security camera and says,

“Aw, I lose more putty tats that way. That's all folks.”

As he leaves the bar, he tosses three frogs with lit fuses behind him.

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I can imagine a conversation just like this in the bar on Marquette right before all hell broke loose.

[ntsheep]

Mar 8, 2014 19:25:49 GMT -5 dayan said:

I can imagine a conversation just like this in the bar on Marquette right before all hell broke loose.

Is this a hint that a crazy sheep and frog loving captain may get a cameo in a very great and well done web comic?

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Its possible, but not in the way I had intended. Everyone has a well adjusted Mary Sue for a captain, except maybe Rabid. Hell, even the Rabbit might actually be a Mary Sue too as warped as Rabid is XD. I was looking for someone who wouldn't likely say no to a saloon fight when his ship is abused. Sorry didn't mean to take over. I like this thread, gives some of the knuckledraggers in my comic hope XD

[ntsheep]

Mar 8, 2014 20:38:37 GMT -5 dayan said:

Its possible, but not in the way I had intended. Everyone has a well adjusted Mary Sue for a captain, except maybe Rabid. Hell, even the Rabbit might actually be a Mary Sue too as warped as Rabid is XD. I was looking for someone who wouldn't likely say no to a saloon fight when his ship is abused. Sorry didn't mean to take over. I like this thread, gives some of the knuckledraggers in my comic hope XD

I give you permission to use my captain in any way you think it could help the story. He is a Zealot for De Valtos that spends most of his time exploring and being a pirate for them. He is also not afraid to bite the hand that feeds him either. Use him or not, I do not mind. I love what your doing too. Keep up the good work, I can't wait to see more.

[ntsheep]

Several hours later at the palace the head of security bows,

“My Prince, he's done it again. There is a swarm of nano tadpoles in the exchange district. They're eating all the spice.”

“I thought I told you to watch him!” the Prince yells in anger.

“Forgive me my Prince. I had several squads assigned to him but he sent a bunch of those damn pidgeons over to the Rychart Hat Expo we where hosting according to the treaty. I had to divert all my personnel to that. He had just fed them and,,,”

“Enough of the excuses! Where is he now?”

“He left space dock an hour ago. I put out a false message about a new tech discovery on Ugolhush.”

“That should keep him busy for a while.”

“The Cadar went after him and Steel Song left also my Prince.”

“Oh no, this may start another war again if they all begin fighting there. Send a spy ship to keep an eye on things. Please tell me Lesleyr is back from her mission at least. We could send her after him to slow him down.”

“No sir. She has not returned and isn't suppose to be back for another ten weeks. I do not think it would work any way. He keeps a supply of chocolate on board just to distract her.”

“If it wasn't for all the R&D he did for us, I would shoot him myself. Do we have any contracts against Javat to send him on?”

“We may my Prince.”

“Good, if he does find something on Ugolhush, he'll sell it on Syndicate Core. Have a secret message waiting for him. I have some plans for Thulun I can't afford to have him screwing up. We need to keep him away from their space as much as possible right now. Go now and leave me.”

“As you command, it will be done!”

When no one was in the room, the Prince pulled up the security video of the Spice hall and began laughing loudly. The tadpoles where beginning to grow from feeding. Several had already exploded covering the walls in new paint colors.

“Damn it sheep, if it wasn't for your family lineage the Templars would chase you across the quadrant and I would have no choice but to let them. But we're both bound by honor to keep you safe you lucky bastard.”