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Post by ntsheep on Jun 2, 2016 12:41:04 GMT -5
Damn fallen, I caught on to the joke when slayernz first posted that. It was pretty obvious what he was up too. |
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Vraesrial
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The absolute God of Hyperdeath, an outlander, and the bad pun king.
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Post by Vraesrial on Jun 2, 2016 12:52:24 GMT -5
I just saw highlighted words and immediately said "NOPE!". I've done one or two of those for my bad puns in the past, sir!
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Post by resistor on Jul 20, 2016 12:50:43 GMT -5
Why don't Star Traders ever launch more than one torp at a time in combat? Why can't they torp and gun at the same time?
Why doesn't anyone make jokes about how Steel Song Clanners listen to heavy metal music? Too easy a pun?
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Post by qbspy on Jul 20, 2016 14:30:41 GMT -5
Regarding the Song, I think it's cause they listen to stuff like Slayer's 'Bloodline' song. All part of their Templar connection.
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Post by Cory Trese on Jul 21, 2016 9:51:12 GMT -5
Why don't Star Traders ever launch more than one torp at a time in combat? Why can't they torp and gun at the same time? Why doesn't anyone make jokes about how Steel Song Clanners listen to heavy metal music? Too easy a pun? ST RPG combat is a sequence of single actions, imagine them as concurrent if you wish, but the game has a design that is action-turn and that's just the way it is designed, for the benefit of the player. If multiple hyperwarp munitions detonate in the same space, their fields cancel each other out -- so that's why you don't see a barrage of torpedoes. |
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Aug 6, 2016 11:18:22 GMT -5
Am I alien to aliens?
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Post by resistor on Aug 6, 2016 13:10:30 GMT -5
Why do pirates generally have such small cargo holds?
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Aug 6, 2016 15:57:15 GMT -5
Why do pirates generally have such small cargo holds? Piracy isn't too profitable.. . |
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Post by Zer0Winds on Aug 6, 2016 16:08:12 GMT -5
Why do pirates have less hold than I do, but then take more cargo than what can fit in it?
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Aug 7, 2016 1:46:20 GMT -5
Why do pirates have less hold than I do, but then take more cargo than what can fit in it? One reason is, they don't carry water-fuel. They just drink it all on board. Second reason is, they have an inflatable cargo hold. When they need more space, they just blow some steam to it. |
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Black Cat
Consul
I'm the worst luck you'll have.
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Post by Black Cat on Aug 7, 2016 1:50:56 GMT -5
Why are Cadar so fascinated with torpedoes?
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poryg
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Post by poryg on Aug 7, 2016 2:06:18 GMT -5
Why are Cadar so fascinated with torpedoes? Because torps are an universal answer. When we greet someone, we send a torpedo. When we run out of arguments, we send a torpedo. When someone asks us why, we send a torpedo. When we find a fly in our tea in Steel Song teapots, we launch a torpedo on the fly, then we go destroy some steel song ships. Torps are awesome, which makes us feel awesome. And to ensure that it doesn't go to the hands of enemies, we have trademarked the torp awesomeness. |
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Darth Cthoras
Star Hero
For the Sith, the Cadar, and the Xenos!
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Post by Darth Cthoras on Aug 7, 2016 3:42:16 GMT -5
Why are Cadar so fascinated with torpedoes? Why aren't YOU so fascinated by torpedoes? They kill our enemies. They kill our allies. They kill our aliens. They block out the suns in an endless rain of doom. Join, or be torped. |
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AA
Templar
Torps away!
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Post by AA on Aug 7, 2016 4:03:00 GMT -5
Why are Cadar so fascinated with torpedoes? They kill our allies. This is part of the reason... |
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Wolfasaur
Curator
Its the elusive, video game playing, Wolfasaurus Rex!
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Post by Wolfasaur on Aug 9, 2016 14:39:17 GMT -5
Join the torp side, we have torps, and a few floating cardboard box remains in space. Mainl y torps though.
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