Vraesrial
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Post by Vraesrial on Nov 12, 2016 10:46:33 GMT -5
They do love their transport vehicles...They like to rush-in, you know.
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Post by mandomaniac on Nov 12, 2016 13:30:37 GMT -5
I think your Russian to judgement. Unless of course your Russian to the bathroom, in which case European.
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Post by resistor on Nov 14, 2016 7:39:23 GMT -5
Did you here about the asteroid? It really made an impact. The audience was on fire! No wonder it's a rock star.
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Vraesrial
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The absolute God of Hyperdeath, an outlander, and the bad pun king.
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Post by Vraesrial on Nov 15, 2016 10:54:36 GMT -5
Wow. That was great...I just got roasted.
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Nov 15, 2016 16:23:07 GMT -5
I know you're burning with desire to PUNish us, but in reality you're cool as a cucumber and just as green.
That rock-star brought down the house though, right? It was an avalanche of fun. The rumbling music grabbed you like quick sand. It rocked the earth so hard it slayed the audience. Too bad in 5000 years no one will care about us old fossils, and our love of hard rock. We'll just have to rock n' roll over in our graves in protests. Maybe if we work together they'll feel an earthquake of inspiration. Now that's music to my ears...
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Nov 15, 2016 16:33:54 GMT -5
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Nov 15, 2016 16:33:54 GMT -5
Fools Russian where wise men never go.
A fool and his Monet are soon parted.
What do you call a birth certificate in the movie biz? The Bourne Identity.
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Dec 25, 2016 21:40:44 GMT -5
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Dec 25, 2016 21:40:44 GMT -5
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poryg
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Dec 28, 2016 8:01:22 GMT -5
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Post by poryg on Dec 28, 2016 8:01:22 GMT -5
A bartender asks Kant: "Would you like some beer?"
He answers: "I don't think so." And poof, he disappears.
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Post by beverage on Dec 28, 2016 8:45:45 GMT -5
A piece of string walks into a swanky outdoor bar and begins an epic drinking session before his uncouth behaviour sees him unceremoniously kicked out into the street. In his anger he proceeds to pick a fight with a stranger. It is an epic battle but the stranger gets the upper hand and leaves the string in a rather untidy shape. Dirty, knotted up and fraying at the ends. Recovering enough to decide he needs some aenesthetic he sneeks into the bar by jumping the side fence and sidles up to the bar and orders a double of bourbon (mmmmm, delicious bourbon  ). The bartender calls him out "Hey, your that string I kicked out 20 minutes ago!!" The String is almost comatose but he's still pretty quick : "I'm afraid not" *cough cough* A frayed knot  |
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Jan 9, 2017 3:19:36 GMT -5
Man, urologists are so peedantic...
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Jan 9, 2017 15:39:21 GMT -5
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Post by stratego on Jan 9, 2017 15:39:21 GMT -5
!FALSE
Do you know why it's funny? Because it's TRUE
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poryg
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Jan 11, 2017 14:35:20 GMT -5
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Post by poryg on Jan 11, 2017 14:35:20 GMT -5
It's only logical that Not false means True though... Regarding boolean logic ofc.
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Jan 11, 2017 15:24:06 GMT -5
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Post by stratego on Jan 11, 2017 15:24:06 GMT -5
It's only logical that Not false means True though... Regarding boolean logic ofc. Yes, but that is the most basic programmer joke and it is not the best😬 |
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Post by poryg on Jan 11, 2017 17:15:09 GMT -5
It's only logical that Not false means True though... Regarding boolean logic ofc. Yes, but that is the most basic programmer joke and it is not the best😬 I know... This joke is for the old memories I launched Norton commander and saw... C drive on the left C drive on the right Hmm, why would I need two C drives? So I formatted one... |
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sheff
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Post by sheff on Jan 11, 2017 23:12:14 GMT -5
I heard a bad joke once.
Thankfully no one else heard...
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